[Episode 4] Translated by: MARKASJUDI.CC Trusted Online Bet Alert Site
No wonder why it is called Undateable.
They are legendary!
The sixth generation, the eldest son.
He wrote poetry.
He's a night street performer in Uijeongbu.
(Kang Dol Jin)
(Ahn In Jung)
(Oh Doo Ri)
Wait till I get Yook Ryong the jerk.
Even if I betray you, do not cheat me...
- Hello? - Is this...
... Yook Ryong phone number?
Yes, I think so.
And who are you?
You gave me your card at Gangnam Station...
... and say you want to meet dinner, sometime.
Do not you remember?
- I have short hair. - Short hair.
I remember. You look like Meg Ryan.
Omo. Meg Ryan?
Really similar?
Do you have time for coffee?
It can not be today. I'm a bit busy...
Oh, so yes.
I really want to meet you.
Even so, any busy I am...
... still need coffee.
Where do we meet?
Of course, I know.
I will meet you.
Ah just ngagetin.
Where to go?
I just want to drink coffee.
It's a cafe.
Employees also get a discount. But...
... why go far for a cup of coffee?
Ah that...
My high school friend wants to meet suddenly.
Bring it here. I'll make you coffee.
No need to do that. It is okay. It's okay.
It does not matter. Bring him.
Today we bake nuts.
- Are you watching me? - Yes, right.
You are very evil!
For now, if you cause more trouble...
... you will be fired. You know?
I know. But, his wife...
... go to his mother's house...
... so he has to keep an eye on his children. His son is two.
- So I can not go to the gallery... oh... - Go there.
Good.
Are you...
That's me. Dating agency.
Hey.
Just a minute here.
Here you are.
- Here you are. - We can talk.
Hey. I do not care if one person.
But 8 at once? Are you kidding?
I... do not plan, but...
I was told I could meet at once.
You can meet him? Who said that?
What crazy dating agency agency that dare say that?
It's not an agency. From master relationship.
My cousin is the master of relationship...
- Do not justify you. - Hunnamjeongeum, I say.
There is a relationship column...
... which is written a real relationship master.
- You wanna die? - Wait! No! No!
- You wanna die? - I'm afraid of heights.
But that's true.
Look at my face.
How can I seduce 8 at once with this face?
I really learned from that relationship master.
And I'm not seone jones first.
- Stop making excuses! - Sorry! Sorry.
But there are also naughty girls.
They always use me.
Why should I always be a victim?
I want to take revenge too!
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!
Repent, shit.
How dare you like this?
Hey. Hey! Come here.
Hey.
I will give you one chance.
Go to all the victims and apologize. Understand?
Do you understand?
It's okay if I can file a charge against you.
I went to them one by one...
... and work hard to convince them.
Seven of the eight signed it.
What's only seven?
Who do you think is the last one?
Yoo Ri?
That's Coach Yang, Bitch.
However you should... be alert and stay within my radius...
... until this is all done. Understand?
If I call, pick up immediately.
If you dare to hide from me...
... I have no choice...
... we meet in court. Understand?
(Singles are Torture, Have a Spouse is Heaven)
Good. Three months.
I'll finish it in three months, no matter what, yeay.
Let's see.
What do you want from me?
What do you want?
Giniloh, how can I find a mate...
... in just three months?
What is Mission Impossible?
It's easier to rob a Swiss bank.
They say it takes three seconds to fall in love.
The three months were 7.776.000 seconds.
So you can fall in love 2,592,000 times. Right, right?
You sound like a child of science.
So, eat first. Eat.
One two three.
[Where is Park Shin Hye? Where? ^^]
This...
-... works. - What was that?
The magazine says it will work.
Gives a kiss on the forehead.
Ah my goodness.
The doctor has plenty of time ya to read it.
This is better than I expected.
Take a look.
This is Le Chic, a popular magazine among men.
I hate magazines. I did not read it.
There is a relationship column here.
Here are some useful tips.
I understand why this is famous.
Forget it. It's all theoretical.
Not really. Just look at it. This column is Hunnamjeongeum...
... is very famous among people who are jones.
Hunnamjeongeum?
My cousin is the master of relationship...
- Do not justify it! - Hunnamjeongeum, I say.
That's the relationship column...
... written by a real relationship master.
I heard another dating agency...
... work with experts on this relationship or whatever.
They give special lectures members and courses.
This might be effective.
How can I seduce eight at once with this face?
I really learned from that relationship master.
And I'm not seone jones first.
Give it to me.
(Do not be obsessed to think, and do it now!)
(Gave her an ice cream, while she is reading a book.)
(Hunnamjeongeum by editor, Charlie)
Yes, this is Le Chic.
Yes. Looking for an editor, Charlie?
Le Chic. This is Charlie.
Hello. I'm Mak Comblang in agency...
... Dating Bureau. My name is Yoo Jeong Eum.
I called Charlie about Hunnamjeongeum, the column you wrote...
Not interested.
Hello. I'm here to meet Charlie's editor.
Charlie? Wait a minute, please.
Good.
Are you the Chief of the Investigation Team?
Sorry?
Good...
Editor is down just now.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm here to meet with Charlie's editor.
- You made an appointment? - No.
He is doing a photo shoot.
What can I do for you?
I'm a bit busy, should I go up and wait?
Sounds good. happy to visit ya.
Good.
- Okay. - That is cool.
Pretend sad. God, you look sad.
2, 3. Look here.
Here it is!
- This is what I'm talking about. - Good!
- God, I love that! - It was so fun.
Seriously, you're the guy everyone wants.
Who else is the person by that name? Men are everyone's dream?
Well, you're the only celebrity.
Others are just football players.
The rest, not in this industry.
You know that handsome man?
But I do not like that doctor.
He is tall like you, but his face is not handsome.
Are you looking for a doctor? I know a very handsome doctor.
Who?
He's my friend. His face is very small.
Btw, I want to ask you this.
- Who are you? - Sorry?
I am...
I am the one who called you from the dating agency agency.
- Hey! - Shocking.
- What's this? - Gosh.
Who are you?
- Hey, get him out. - What?
Hey, where to go, Charlie?
My doctor's friend is very handsome.
I told you I'm from the matchmaking agency.
Or I introduce many doctors in my agency.
- Yes? - Wait...
- Hello. - Is the shoot finished?
Yes, just now.
If so, let's look at the photo shoot as a whole.
You took your time to just write a column.
If it continues like that...
... I might put ads in your place.
Yeah?
First. Let me meet your dear friend .
Good.
Why long?
Apparently, there is the greatest drought.
What's that? Why come here?
This. Can you get rid of it?
This, the thing that looks round here.
This...
What? What is this?
I do not know either.
I do not know when it is, but...
... I know that after I take a photo.
What light goes into the movie?
Hey, this is not light.
This is someone's face.
See. It's an eye, it's a mouth.
What is it if not the face of people?
It's blurred because of wobble, but this is indeed a person.
See more closely. OK.
Hey, my goodness. I think this kid sticking out his tongue.
I understand. This child is hanging...
... just like chimpanzees, right?
Hey. It's a perfect time. How could the child be in the photo?
This photo is daebak.
Bodo very. Throw it away huh?
How to remove it, how is it?
You have an expert in your team.
It could be digital photos. But that...
Charlie, just do it.
No film rolls. This is all I have
My only photo with my mom.
I did not fix it because I do not want to spoil it.
But it kept bugging me. How else?
- Instead... - I know, I know.
Do you know that the time limit is this week?
Hey, where to go? Eat first.
He said the deadline?
Aigoo. Brat.
He was originally good too.
Your new clerk looks awkward. He is kinda songong.
The process of sharing feelings to moderate and bounds...
... pull action dating.
Dating is operated as a form of self-improvement.
Fall in love too soon that...
... does not look romantic.
That makes it look not worth it...
... for failing to adapt to the changed dating rules.
If you do not want to be a person who fall in love without hope...
... with the idea of being in a romantic relationship.
[The Undateables: "Unpredictable Relationships"]
You have to learn to control your feelings better...
... and learn techniques to share your feelings better.
Ready.
Okay.
What is your reason for choosing to work at a rehabilitation clinic?
When I publish...
... I want to help the girl I like if she got hurt...
... I think it's cool. I have a great idea in my head.
You really are very romantic.
Your most important person must be very happy now.
I have not dated anyone.
This may be a tedious question, but what is your ideal type?
- My ideal type? - Yeah.
Oh, I never thought about that.
The woman's face is reddish.
I like a rather innocent woman, but she is healthy.
Women with natural straight hair.
I like women who eat with good and good at running.
Instead of a graceful elegant man...
... I want to be as comfortable as a friend.
No, I like women who look vulnerable...
... who may faint at any time and with curly hair.
I like an elegant woman. That woman. That's my ideal woman.
Ahh.
All right. Enough interviews got here.
Why do not we have dinner first?
I am a treat.
- Photos. - Impatient.
How? Perfect, right?
Yes.
This.
- What is it? - Original photo.
Hey, I said to fix the original instead of copying it.
You must save the original, instead of editing it.
Hey, then why me...
All right. OK. Say hello.
He was the first person interviewed, "The Man Who Wants Everyone".
He's a rehabilitation physician. His name is Choi Joon Soo.
Nice to meet you. I'm Choi Joon Soo.
- It's... - I'm Kang Hoon Nam.
What's happening? This is crazy. This is pure beauty.
Hey, Mr. Kim, come here take this guy's picture.
You're like a dragon and a tiger. Match each other.
Which dragon, which tiger is?
Do not care about him. The original is so.
All right. Which one will win?
If you have time, why not join just?
- I'm fine. - I actually have an appointment.
Enjoy your dinner.
Do not care about him. She's like that.
Want to eat what?
Anything is okay.
I'll take you to a more spanish Spanish restaurant _ there.
I do not like foreign food. My mouth is not used to it.
You're down to earth.
But you're the opposite of my old friend.
He is the most grumpy...
... and the most elegant.
I think you guys are very close.
We are in the military together.
- Ahh. You met in the military. - Yeah.
Back then, I'm not Charlie.
I am Chul Soo.
It smells...
No, do not do this.
Your boss wants to change his underwear.
Remove. Do not want?
This child. Release.
- Do not let go? - Do not be this one.
It's mine, sir.
Ak this kunyuk. Are you insane?
I'll give you one pant in me next time, shit.
I do not want anyone else.
Do not want to?
Hey. Excuse me. Eonnie?
Then why did you come?
See what are you?
If you're in the military, act like a man.
Are you born benc * ng? Basic!
What's this?
If it robs the underwear, does it act like a man?
Oh it's not Eonnie but Noona? (The Om had called him Eonnie, so the Om replied that he was a girl, so it was generated, if he thinks he's a guy ~)
Please think first if you talk.
I'm also unusual in your eyes, right?
You are detailed, that's all. And neat.
You are a good character judge.
Doing one thing unique to yourself...
... is more important than doing 100 good deeds.
Live as you wish.
You have a great friend.
He made me who I am today.
You want another drink?
I am drunk even though it just smells of alcohol.
I'm fine!
I'm sorry.
Joon Soo!
I need him. I mean it.
Life is too difficult.
I never sleep. Jeong Eum angry loh!
What are you doing?
Hey. Once, when you were beaten by a gang of girls...
I was 8 years old. Until when will you discuss it?
Good. When you're in junior high.
Where should I go?
So from that...
... what if you help my friend Jeong Eum too?
- You're the best in your field. - Is it true?
Think of it like you write for a column.
Excuse me. Hunnamjeongeum...
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
Hunnamjeongeum. I did not write it.
Stupid.
I did not write it!
Hey. I brought the bindaes.
- Hey! Are you drinking? - Yeah.
Dad! I am at home!
Yes. Just got home?
- Have you eaten? - Been eating, Dad.
Dad, I'm carrying bindae-tteok loh.
Do you have makgeolli too?
Of course, have. Just a moment.
I've eaten dinner, so just take kimchi!
Forget it. How is the result?
Tell me.
How is the result? Does he agree?
He said he did not write it.
- What? - I do not know the details, but...
... he said it was just released on his name only...
... the author is someone else.
I got his business card.
Quickly!
(Kang Hoon Nam)
But why did he write the column using someone else's name?
Maybe he can not make people know he who wrote it.
- Really? - But...
... might he want to change it?
I better go.
Eat the bindaes with Dad. I go out ya.
- Now? - Yeah.
Leave. I eat right back!
Are you okay?
Nothing hurts, right?
This is heavy.
Next time if buy heavy-heavy, contact me.
- Why come? - Just...
- I'm on my way home. - You work in Yangpyeong and...
... live in Jamsil, but you passed Bulgwang-dong?
Sorry...
I've seen you.
I will go.
Translated by @uchakka - ig @uchakka tw @uchakka -
Just take this.
I will enjoy it.
Evil.
I almost forgot about it.
What happened to you...
... take this kind of stuff?
Hyung, anuu...
If deceiving, what can be imprisoned?
Oh cheat...
You're making trouble again?
Actually, you know the dating agency at that time...
The client manager keeps threatening to file a lawsuit.
Because love one night.
Hey. Did not I tell you to stay polite and know myself?
Now, especially the problem is about women...
You better be Kang Tipu, Nyuk!
This is all wrong Hyung tau & apos ;!
Why are you making me so unbearable?
Are you crazy?
You always rejected women until...
... want to die, so I helped you!
Hence. So please, fix this for me.
The woman is really scary.
How am I handling that rough woman?
Hyung, you must know.
Hyung. Please save me.
Hyung.
Hunnamjeongeum. I did not write it.
Stupid.
I did not write it!
Hoon!
Hoon Nam!
Did the woman call you?
What woman?
Actually... like this...
I drink too much, so...
Get rid of it!
Good =...
That column... That...
- I said you wrote... - Hey, hey.
Forget it. I do not understand what you say.
Sitting here first. I will bring you water.
But what do you eat?
- Gross. Basic. - Oath deh.
- Do not touch me. - Excuse me. Maybe...
That's disgusting.
Is there Mr. Kang Hoon Nam?
Move.
That's me. Dating agency.
Hyung! Hoon Nam Hyung!
That... the woman!
I called earlier. I'm from dating agency.
Hoon Nam! This is the woman I'm talking about.
Are you...
... Kang Hoon Nam?
(THE UNDATEABLES)
(Unpredictable relationship)
The relationship is unpredictable.
The world is predicted to end, but...
... still there today.
Just like predicting...
... the end of the relationship.
(THE UNDATEABLES)
- Where did Jeong Eum go? - To meet Master relationship.
- Master relationship? - Buy me chocolate...
... and coffee.
Good. I like her personal servant.
I do not even want to help you. So, come back.
What do I need to negotiate?
- Feed. - What feed...
How do I make it as my partner? Woman?
Just throw bait.
She's a strange woman.
Good. How do I help you?
He bites it.