In ancient times, there lived a umber of fallen loggers.
The woodcutter, who is about to apply her lover...
... cursed by a wicked witch and lost her arms and legs.
Luckily she met the _ craftsmen who gave her body from tin, but...
... instead, he lost his heart.
After losing his heart, wooden loggers do not care about...
... the woman she loves so much.
After leaving it without saying goodbye...
... the woodcutter was stuck in the rain.
He started to rust and became more rigid.
Thank you.
(Just like the first important impression...)
(The last impression is also important.)
(You can end the relationship wisely...)
Ladies and gentlemen, we are now making our final descent...
... to Seoul Incheon International Airport.
Please check that your seat belts are securely fastened.
[Episode 1]
Just like the important first impression...
... the last impression is also important.
It depends on how you broke up...
... could be a wonderful memory...
... or it could be a cut.
Do not play games because there is no me.
Search the younger ones, huh?
My relationship?
Do not start deh.
The woman is not very sensitive.
Do I have to take her out and say, "I want to break up" in front of her?
What else is it?
I am a dozen via SMS.
Cruel?
Hey. This is the most effective way.
He may again stand...
... on the diving board.
Sunbae. Where do you go?
You have competition. Should you be in the pool...?
Do not say... you're running away to come here?
I can lose the competition...
... but I can not give up on you.
What is this? Are you stupid?
- Sunbae. - Are you still a boy?
Why are you losing the competition because of me?
Loyalty, love, or promise...
It all does not matter.
I know you're a pig's head. But...
... you... I do not know you'll be so stupid.
In the end, you...
... make me a shit that ruined your life.
We have...
... happy together.
Are you naive or stupid anyway?
I'm leaving.
(Dad)
Hey!
- This is all my fault. Do not go. - Remove.
I will change.
This is all my fault, so please do not go.
Remove.
Please.
Please release me.
I have a gebetan. I am sorry.
Let go of me.
Let me!
Sunbae...
Let me!
If you want good memories...
... instead of hurting them.
Like a good first impression...
... you must prepare a breakup.
(Men and women differ naturally.)
(And that difference causes a misunderstanding between them.)
(A man, who pity them, share 28 new techniques...)
(... for men and women to have a better communication method...)
(... to each other.)
(THE UNDATEABLES)
(Episode A, Dating is Memory.)
(5 years later)
I'm sorry.
Translated by @uchakka - ig @uchakka tw @uchakka -
Take this.
Wait...
Omo.
It's raining.
Ah, cold.
(Taxi Stop)
Thank you.
Hey, excuse me. Thanks for the umbrella!
Who is your name?
I want to leave... compliments card in your office!
By the way, you have a nice umbrella.
Men usually do not carry an umbrella.
You have a good fashion sense.
Yes. thanks.
You look good wearing the uniform and the coat.
Why did you give him your umbrella?
What if the mantle is broken?
Oh the taxi came.
I swear, he is very good.
How do I return this?
Just put it at the airport?
Bong Sun Hwa...
(Jones and the lovers in the clouds nine.)
(Grandma Attached, Bong Sun Hwa)
(Mak Comblang Ternistakan, Yoo Jeong Eum)
Yoo Jeong Eum!
Why are you lately?
Do I have one?
You used to have a success rate of 100 percent for each pair.
Where has the love and hope gone Yoo Jeong Eum been? Hah?
Anuu... Maybe more bad luck?
More bad luck?
Oh shit again?
well, if so. Why not stop?
What? Impossible. I do not want.
If I stop, I can not do anything.
You know I'm just an athlete all my life.
If you know yourself, why is it reasonable?
- I'm sorry. - After you stop diving...
... Your father registered you with our agency to marry you...
... because he does not want to see you unemployed.
But you send your friends on your date. You...
... torturing me as my client at the time.
Out of pity, I hire you to...
... I can give you a job though not a man.
But how could you do this to me?
Next year, if your grades drop from D to F.
You run away!
Then the condition...
(Jones and the lovers in the clouds nine.)
(Oh Doo Ri, without hope)
Oh Doo Ri. 40 years.
A collector.
He has 33,057 m² of garden...
... apples and mangoes on Jeju Island.
His father's wealth...
... his family tajir twisted yes.
He's my classmate in school.
Really that?
His father told him he would invest a million dollars...
... in an agency that found her husband candidate this year.
- Daebak. - Now, any agency...
... trying to get Doo Ri.
- I can understand that. - Get him.
Yeah?
Get him.
Do whatever it takes to sign him.
This perfect opportunity for us to increase profit now...
... so get him no matter what.
We can do this. No, you can do it. Only you can.
You should be able to get it. For a million dollars.
For a million dollars!
(Show me the money!)
Thank you.
Yoo Jeong Eum! Suffer yourself!
Will Yoo Jeong Eum give up in this competition?
I am...
Sorry.
(Oh Doo Ri)
Hello.
Your size is half as big, right?
Mine 44.5. You're 55.
55. This.
Blame the sea.
We will start chatting afterwards.
Sorry, ma'am...
Here!
[The Undateables: First Impressions]
You have to wear a life jacket.
Ah yes.
Up!
Not up?
Good.
Here. Hold my hand.
Slowly, now.
You can do it. Hold my hands.
Good. Just step on it.
Jump up at me. Good. Good.
The bottom of the brazen!
It's okay. I am here.
Hold on tight. Let's try again.
It's okay. Good. It is okay.
Come here.
One... two... three...
Sick!
Madam?
I heard you're a competitive diver. You even dropped me.
- Sorry? - Team Leader Gong sends the right person.
I like you.
Let's go.
Sit down.
It looks good to bring it before slicing, but...
... better if eaten directly after cut.
- This. - Thank you.
This is very tasty. The juice...
Is this all your collection?
Yes. It's all Hair-Couple Hair.
Customizing is my hobby.
That Blonde Hair, it's Long Hair, it's Ramput Length Vol 2.
It is Shaggy's Hair.
I'm sure I'm the only person in Korea who lot collects Hair Couples.
A famous gallery asks me to do an exhibit, but...
... I do not like to send my baby out...
... so I never did.
Anyway, the most important thing is, let me say what I'm looking for.
Yes.
First, he should not be more than 35 years old.
He must be 180cm tall.
The proportion is the most important.
I do not like men who are too muscular.
Maybe just a slightly six-pack belly?
I do not like men who are too pretty.
Similar to Lee Seo Jin. Do you understand?
Someone with more passion and...
... a rather strong aura.
I have a lot of money, so if he is...
... have an apartment in Gangnam, that's enough. [Gangnam? Severe matre ^^ huhu]
How? It's not that hard, is it?
(Men's Dream Oh Doo Ri)
It's not hard.
You're too humble.
A person like you can demand more.
That's how my father raised me.
Okay, let's see. You have a list of male clients, right?
Yes.
(Wealth: X) (Face: X)
(Six-pack? Abs ?: X)
If I recommend someone...
(Appearance: X) (Swag: X) (Aura: X)
Height is only 178cm.
Ah it's a shame.
His face is beautiful, so it will not work.
I do not like beautiful faces.
He's not your type. If so...
(Kim So Wool)
(Farmers and poets?)
He's 35 years old.
He's an artist.
(Yook Ryong)
Hyung! No, Daepyo-nim. have you arrived?
Yes, just now. Why?
Is there anyone there?
I heard Nana Gallery there...
... to get Oh Doo Ri.
I'm sorry, but I can not divulge our client's information.
I can tell you more details if only you...
... want to be a member.
- Really? - This is company policy.
Let's do it.
This.
Pen.
Who?
Kang Hoon Nam., Who is talking on the phone.
(Contract)
What is this nonsense?
"The command is the law of nature."
This is not true.
The truth "Chaos is the law of nature."
Chaos?
That "Chaos is a human dream."
"Order is the dream of man," not chaos.
I mean... It's not that I do not know that.
I'm mixing up because it's upset.
That's not what's important here.
- Yes, exactly. - What?
Can we talk in peace somewhere else?
Why you...
Do not let him deceive us.
Please indicate that justice is still valid.
Wait a minute outside.
- Trust me. - Can I?
Of course.
What's happening? She signature?
Yes? Signature or not?
It's none of your business.
No. You grabbed my client, so you have to tell me too! It is not like that?
You do not feel guilty yes... Uh, basic!
This is a competition as well.
Competition?
I know the world has changed, but this is not true.
There is still right and wrong.
Your forehead is red.
What on earth is that? Hey, you!
I do not want to be so far, who are you...
... from the Kingdom? Palace?
It will not take long for me to find out!
Do not want to know?
Good. I may not repay the good, but I never forget the revenge.
My nickname Chuno tau & apos ;. (Chuno: Korps history game era Joseon about slave hunters.)
Taxi!
- The driver, to the airport. - Good.
What are you doing?
How does it feel, yours got snatched away?
Then you pay the taxi fare.
Do not live like that.
How much luxury can you enjoy?
You live with empty cup and go with empty cup.
Empty hands.
Empty or empty-handed mugs, just tau & apos ;!
See. Take a look! You turn your face when someone speaks to you.
It does not take long for...
... read people's characters. It shows your true nature.
Even if we are a competitor, you still must respect.
Are we Hyenas who prey on each other?
You should know and do not eat rotten meat!
You did not even give me a head.
If you attack when I'm careless.
What is a true victory?
Excuse me.
(I watch you!)
I would not feel this way if you quoted a fair and honest contract.
But you cut the line...
... and devour the food I prepare.
All my efforts are in vain.
Oh yes. Umbrella.
I borrowed this umbrella from a flight attendant...
... from Korea Airline in Jeju. Can you give this to him?
The name is...
He looks like Oh Yoon Ah.
Give him lots of points for hospitality, please.
Hey!
- Hey! - You!
You!
What is the best thing you do?
But it seems like Doo Ri really likes you.
- Sorry? - Why did you just walk away?
- He's telling you to wait outside. - Sorry?
You left after he signed gallery for the exhibition.
He called me and asked why you left.
Gallery exhibition?
He is going to Seoul for business.
He will sign the contract later.
Anyhow, I'll resolve it with Doo Ri.
You can either bring in new clients or match _ existing clients.
You have to increase profits.
I heard the gallery director here today.
God, look at you.
Good work. Go home rest.
Aigoo. Look at you.
(Restaurant Entrails)
You're coming. You must be starving.
I'm not hungry. I can not feel hungry.
What do you mean? I can see your face.
Joon Soo, listen to me today. I'm chasing a stranger...
... and doing things that can not be trusted.
What? How can?
I do not know either. It's all messed up.
Please tell me, I will not see him again.
It rarely happens You will not meet, so eat.
Right, right?
Give the flavored paste and the leaf.
It's spring onion season and spicy pasta.
What am I mixing up again?
Because I'm smart, I understand all of your mixed sentences .
Do not worry.
Hey, your daddy's coming.
My dad? He's here?
Yes, but your father is wearing his hat back.
That's very dirty. Come on, everybody.
Stay there.
I've just been to the restroom.
My daughter is here!
Everyone, she is my daughter.
He's on the national team of divers.
He used to win all, but...
... now he did not dare to the baths.
Are you rubbing your body?
Aigoo, you start again with your favorite story.
When you were little, I used to rub you...
... from head to toe, but now, I can not...
- Joon Soo, you... - Be quiet.
- You're embarrassing me. - Are you rubbing his back?
- You're a little mouse... - Joon Soo.
Let's go home, Daddy.
- Now? Go home now? - Geez.
- We must go home now. - Wait a minute.
- I will sing now. - Let's go.
- All right. - Good.
Madam, how much is it?
The handsome man has already paid for it.
- Really? - How lucky.
You have a handsome doctor's boyfriend.
What? Not my boyfriend.
- He's my friend. - Not ya?
The two of you stuck to the stamps. I thought it was going out.
Thanks for the food.
When the manager knows...
... about bald, he might 'll kill me.
Where can I get new clients?
Why else is this? I've become your client.
You can list other short-term programs.
I still have a lot of sessions left.
Then why deny the blind date?
Because I do not like it.
This is so, your standards are very high.
We only send the cream the result of the harvest. (Sending a married client)
What is cream?
However, you should start dating.
Let me match up, so can rise in profits.
Excuse me, Mak Comblang.
You're also not dating, but...
... quasi & apos; an notify your client, what's not weird it feels like?
I do not need to date with just any man.
I can tell by looking at it.
Aigoo, one might think you're good at dating.
- You're dating. - I suck dating?
Aigoo. I'm still better.
- I wonder why? - Hey, when your ex girlfriend...
... married to another man, you're worn out.
On her wedding day, you're drunk and...
... rolling in the mud on the road. I'm the one who picked you up.
- I'm in the muddy water. - You can not deny it.
Right. But there was a rainbow that day.
- That sucks. - When you see the rainbow...
... you cry, whine, and make a fuss.
Anyhow, you and I know each other's disgrace.
- Is it right? - Correct.
Hey, not heavy?
Want to die it's like, now.
Come on.