Episode 2
Hey!
Come here. What did you just say?
Min Chi Ho?
Is Min Chi Ho the only person on the Yonhee College Basketball team?
What are you doing? Let go of this.
You're the one who ignored me at first.
You don't know who I am? I am Takeshi.
The captain of Yonhee College Basketball Team, Takeshi!
I said let go.
You are not going to let go? (in informal speech)
What?
This crazy girl!
What is this? Aren't you going to let go?
You have a dirty habit of using your hands. (implying his habit of beating)
You, do you even know who I am?
You said you were the basketball captain of Yonhee College. So what?
This bastard. Who are you?
I . . .
I'm from Kyung Sung Imperial University,
and my name is Kang San.
Let go of me! Are you bragging that you're going to Kyung Sung Imperial University?
You were the one bragging about being in Yonhee College.
This bastard...! Ah!
Hey, do you know who I am?
I'm the eldest son of the Oshida family who were created with the title of Baron by the great Japanese empire!
You dare assault a high-born?
San, San, just let him go already. He is not worth it.
What was that?
Ya! Run!
What are you waiting for? Split!
Run.
Catch them!
Look at Sin Yeong!
She said she had someone to marry. Was that the guy?
Japanese cosmetics, French perfumes and American soaps were among the hottest selling imports since the 1920's.
Good! Very great! Perfect!
That was incredible! Superb! Simply superb. Simply perfect. (French)
I was surprised that there is such a talented model in Japan!
They didn't know that Japan had such a great model.
They don't even know where they are.
This is Joseon.
He's a person from Joseon.
Ah, I see.
My Japanese friend said that
Bandoin (Joseon person) was small and lazy and that there wasn't anything to see.
However, you are different. I see now.
She said that her Japanese friend said that Bandoin people were small and lazy and there was nothing impressive.
She says you're different.
My brave and ignorant lady...
I admit, I can't tell the Germans from the French but...
This is still wrong when you are using a Joseon person for your model, isn't it?
I play basketball but you've never come to see me play.
You should come to the game. It's played by hot guys like me.
And you should be more selective with your friends.
What did he say?
Chi Ho invited you to his next game.
Acccckkkkk! It's Chi Ho!
Excuse me, Excuse me.
You're going home right! -No.
You need to go to Bando hotel for that event.
What! I'm tired.
Yonhee College's basketball team was invited because of you.
Keep quiet and just get in the car. Guys are waiting.
Oh Seriously, I want to stop being this popular.
Let's go.-Excuse us.
Ya! Min Chi Ho!
You know where my home is, right?
Will you give me a ride?
"Eviction plan for Korean slums for construction of apartments for Japanese residents."
Come in.
Please sit down, President Choi.
The director regrets he couldn't be here himself. He was called upon by the government.
So, I, Yoon Duk Myung, came to represent him instead.
Since we all know why we're here, I'll get straight to the point.
"There were serious housing shortages as mass migration into the city from farming villages took place in the 20's...
And many slums were built to house them. These slums were being evacuated to make way for construction of apartments...
...in the 30's." I welcome all of you as partners in this project. Now, if you'll follow me to the first pages...
...You will be able to see that,
Dong-Ah daily's president, Bang Sung Soo, will take Yong-San district.
Ha Jin department store's president, Park Heung Jik, will take Dae-Hyun district.
Sam Ok Inc.'s president, Kim Sung Soo, will take Shin-Dang district.
And lastly,
Gyung Im textile's president, Choi Jae Wook, will take the South gate district.
Since all of you are the pillars of Joseon's economy, We at Joong Chu Won really appreciate your participation in this
project. "Joong Chu Won: Korean mediatory government body that served to justify the Japanese occupation of Joseon."
Yes, thank you.
"Joong Chu Won's director: the highest political position attainable for Joseon men. The position wielded...
...much political power." Excuse me, elder . . .
Yes, that's how the decision came down.
They demanded the factories and cash.
The Japanese parliament muscle us out.
Are you disappointed?
Why . . .?
You know those men are competition? Yes, I do.
Yes.
Waste no time. Make sure you take care of it ASAP.
I am sorry.
Are you okay?
Yes.
What about you, San?
I . . .
I am fine.
Shall we get up now?
Are you okay?
Your hand...
It's fine.
Young lady. . .Where are you?
Young lady!
I have to go.
I...
Could I ask your name, please?
My name is Choi Shin Young.
This is our area South Gate Village.
Village may not be big,
residents are rather tough.
Even on the previous protest,
Many have participated on the protest.
Half ass commitment is worse than nothing at all.
Quietly,
This village will be gone in one shot.
Capable and competent guys,
I'll look for those.
I'm the Modern Ladies magazine reporter Choi Shin-Young.
Oh! You scared me!
Did you have a good night sleep?
You almost scared me to death.
I told you that you can take your time.
I should be making money fast.
You seem to be determined.
Correct. They say even heaven can't stop a rich person if he works hard.
You and I may have a lucky break someday if we work hard.
Yeah.
Mi Sook, Oppa is here!
Mi Sook!
Why is she so different?
Why is she?
Get up.
I don't want to!
What is this?!
Stop being a spoiled brat, get up!
What's this?
Cosmetic make-up.
Fashion?
Perfume?
This spoiled...
You're really pushing it.
You're so sated, you're too comfortable?
What are you doing from early morning?
If you know it's morning, why don't you get up.
Are you going to keep buying this nonsense?
Are you dying to spend money?
Are you?
Give it to me.You spoiled brat!
Aren't you going to give it to me, let it go, you brat!
You're impractical. Do you know how much valuable information it has?
Ouch!
Put away your comforter!
[Modern Ladies]
[Modern Ladies][The eternal feminine things will save us!]
Yes, It's Choi Sin Yeong.
Yes. Please wait a minute.
Hello! Yes! (Japanese)
Thank you.
Miss Choi,
Your mind seems to be somewhere else, why don't you go home, please.
I'm fine.
I'm not.
When you already quit this job,
You're on someone else's desk.
I feel uncomfortable.
I said it's okay.
Just let me finish this writing.
That's not what I'm saying.
A while ago, one of your father's employees
visited here.
And if you keep showing up in this office,
my company would be in a difficult position.
Editor in Chief, I'm the reporter of this Modern Ladies magazine.
My father is not.
Even just for my readers who are waiting earnestly for my writing,
I won't be quitting here so easily!
Never!
To capture ladies' hearts; coffee, green tea, red tea, and cocoa etc.
Having a lot of interest on different teas
and being knowledgeable on tea, that's the type of guy I like.
Able to match the rhythm of the phonograph,
his long finger that holds a teapot looks attractive to me.
He need to know sports.
If anything is going on in Kyung-Sung Grounds,
Get the ticket in any way
and able to escort a lady to the sports game. That's what ladies are attracted to.
However, like rugby or boxing,
rough and cruel sports are
negative for potential lady friends.
Energetic sports like soccer or basketball would be good enough.
Energetic sports like basketball would be good enough.
Hey, San.
What are you doing?
You look boring. What's this?
Finding love...
Dating?
That young lady?
What are you going to do with her?
Just, drinking delicious coffee with her, maybe.
Perhaps lemon tea?
With your lukewarm approach, how can you seduce her, dude?
Then?
If you want to hold hands, at least,
you should at least go to "ride on blades". (implying "skating", which was a popular dating course then)
Holding hand? No.
By the way,
How much does it cost for dating?
Not sure.
If you want nice dining out and good tea, then...
At least 10 won per person. (10 won : about $100 in the current value)
Then for two people...
20 won?
You need money?
Should I help you on that?
Can you?
It's nothing, dude.
We're family, aren't we?
Thanks a lot. Let me do something for you.
I'll do whatever for you.
What are you saying, kid!?
However,
There's one thing you can do well.
What is it?
Soo Dong?
Yes, sir.
Bring me the credit book for Namchon area.
Hey.
That's the money those Japs are intentionally avoiding to pay him back.
How can he have them pay?
No.
He may get beaten up by the Hayashi's gangs badly.
You think he orders him to get the money from them?
He's having him not to.
Why?
You senseless idiot!
Your food does not go to your brain.
Is it going only to your butt?
Look here.
That guy San.
Before he hits our back,
our boss over there,
yes, insurance,
he's trying to get insurance.
Ah, insurance...
What's that?
Japanese Government forced everyone to sign up the insurance to build the war fund.
Byun Shin Joon, why don't you follow him tight?
Shoot, I said my name is Takeshi!
Are you eating Korean food, and do Japanese shit?
Now, offense and defense, exchange.
What are you doing? Let go of me.
You ignored me 1st!
I said, let go of me!
You're not letting me go?
Well, how is it that player Min is so good looking?
Like a peeled chestnut...
Why don't you take some photos?
Take 10-20 photos. You may get some good ones out of those.
Bong Soon.
What?
Who do you think he is?
Where has he been until now?
Does he have a girlfriend?
What?
You fell for him already, didn't you.
What do you mean already. It's the moment I met him for the first time.
You're so cheap, my lady. What are you gonna do if you fell for him from the beginning?
You may be waiting for him so much, but you should pretend you're not.
You may be dying to see him, but you pretend you're not.
In a dating, a person who loves more loses. You don't know that?
I don't know. I really don't get it.
Such things are nothing in front of the true love.
Aigoo! Young lady seriously!
What you need right now is to . . .
Forget who's Kang San or Nam San whatever it is and concentrate just on your work.
You said you're a modern woman. What kind of a modern woman does forget her work because of a man?
That's right, I'm a modern woman!
Chi Ho, pass!
But Bong Soon, will he give me a phone call?
What do you think will happen?
Chi Ho, pass, pass!
Young lady!
Nice pass, Chi Ho-sama.(sama - an extremely respectful form of addressing a person in Japanese)
I am sorry. Are you okay?
Young lady, please wake up.
Yes, what did you say? Ah,yes, you can't regain your senses?
She seems to get hurt a lot, so please let us escort her to the hospital.
What? Don't think I need . . .
You need to go to hospital.
But, if possible, I think the culprit who threw that ball should take her.
I'm fine.
Chance, it's your chance for an interview.
What are you doing? Quickly take her to the hospital.
If my lady never wakes up again at this rate, will you take the responsibility?
Get on!
Good luck.
Hurry up! Hurry up!!
Mr. Yamada? Is there a Mr. Yamada here?
What's going on?
I came from the Bookchon bicycle store. You didn't pay your tab yet, right?
What do you mean, a tab? Who do you think this Yamada is? I've never owed any there.
But, I'm right.
Aren't you the regular customer of our store?
There is a tab you're owing, 7 won and 50 cents.
I don't even know where that is.
I'm sorry.
How good a "Yobo" is at lying... ("yobo" : a more insulting word for a Korean than "Josenzing")
("yobo" : a more insulting word for a Korean than "Josenzing")
Give me that money, your tab.
No...
How impudent this "yobo" is! How dare you cause a scene here!
With your arrogant eyes...!
Are you guys always talking about 'yobo' when you are in an unfavorable situation?
What?
What's wrong with 'yobo'?
Have we ever given you any damage?
You guys would better not give any damage to other people's lives.
Call me 'yobo' one more time,
and I will kill you.
I am sorry.
I've done a terrible deed on your pretty forehead.
Yes, you did.
I want to see you off but I've got to go somewhere.
Please take care of the young lady.
It's your chance to get an interview!
You...
Would you like to go get a cup of coffee?
You are beautiful,
but not my type, though.
What are you saying? I was trying to get an interview from you.
Well, everyone says that.
I'm busy now, so, bye.
Are you always behaving as you like?
Are you always that persistent?
Yes, I am persistent.
So let's do an interview.
'Yobo'!
What are you?
I am Hayashi.
Stop him! (Japanese)
Do you want to interview me that bad?
It's not me, but my readers who want the interview.
Why would everyone be like that?
Am I that handsome...?
They say I'm the best suitable groom. What do you think about that?
Why are you asking me that? You're not my type.
Have you ever seen me playing basketball?
Of course, I have.
To watch that not-so-great play, I've had this wound, you know.
I'm not talking about the practice. What about the real game?
I haven't.
You haven't?
I don't like basketball.
Did you just say that you don't like basketball?
It's possible that I don't like it, no? It's just a game that you put the ball in the basket.
I don't know why you put the ball in it when it's going to be fallen down anyway. So useless.
Useless?
Come to the basketball court once.
Why should I?
You should see a proper game at least once before you die!
Then what are you going to do for me?
Do.. do what...?
You're the one who should do something for me.
When this Min Chi Ho invites you to the game!
It's okay. I am not interested.
What kind of a girl is she?!
Min Chi Ho is a Jap's dog!
Hey, kiddo!
It's you, isn't it?
Hey, stop it right there.
You're not stopping?!
You've got to be kidding me!
Min Chi Ho is a Japanese dog!!!
That jerk!
Catch him!
'Yobo'!
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Hey!
Hey, kiddo!
Do you like me?
Is that why you did that?
Then say you like me, why are you throwing a rock at me?
Hey, shut up!
Why are you making a fuss in other people's town?
Get lost, you punk!
I am sorry for being loud.
But really,
this brat harassed me first.
She threw a rock at me, and now a water of dung!
Her behavior was a total mess.
Therefore,
I wanted to find this brat's parents
and tattle on this brat.
By any chance, where are the parents of...
You think a beggar kiddo has parents?
If she had parents, will she be here?
Her mother died early.
And her father was drafted in the military labor, but sent no news since then.
What was it... Yes, a basketball player or what not
said that he could earn a lot of money,
He was conned.
Here, here, here.
Here's the name.
This is the guy who conned her dad.
Give me that!
Give it back!
Aish!
Give it to me.Give it back!
I said give it back to me.
Give it back~! [Ensured-safe labor : Recruiting laborers. Big salary with the opportunity to learn skills!]
I said give it back.
I said give it back
I said give me my father back.
Mr. Gong, I heard you do good work.
Mister...
You don't need to address me that way.
Please speak casually.
You're well known for this type of work.
Is that so?
But
A fish can only grow so big...
living in a small pond.
It's time for you, Mr. Gong, to
move on to bigger waters.
If you take care of this job well,
we'll see to it that you're well taken care of.
Please eat.
No one's chasing you, man.
Drink slowly.
It's all my fault.
I should never have sent you alone.
That's right. It didn't feel right to me either.
I should have warned you about those Jap thugs.
I can't pay back right now.
But I'll definitely pay it back,
please wait a little longer.
Of course! Of course.
You think I'm worried about money?
I'm glad you are unharmed.
Hey, anyway,
How was your date? -Date? How would that fool get a date?
Nong-Goo is right.
She was...
never my match.
What are you saying?
You think a daughter from such a rich family
would fall for someone like me?
Gyung Sung University, my ass.
Kang San,
do you know what women hate the most?
A loser.
Do you know who's acting like one now?
It's you.
What do you lack?
Look at those huge eyes, you're a good looking fellow.
And tall, too!
What? Not graduating and being expelled?
Who cares?
Most Joseon guys have never even gone to a university.
Isn't that right?
What else?
Being poor?
Who says the poor people can't date?
Where is it written that a slumdog must lie with another slumdog?
What's wrong with liking a rich girl?
People are all the same.
You know?
No rich man will always hold on to their money and no poor man will always be poor.
There is no haves and have-nots from birth.
You make your own luck. Don't you agree?
Of course. You're 100% right!
Kang San,
Seducing a girl? There is nothing to it.
You just need to pretend...pretend to have money...pretend to be noble...
and pretend to be somebody.
That's all it takes! There is nothing more important than having balls!
Kang San,
Are you going to give up here?
You gave up school for a life like this?
Did you?
I must have been wrong about you.
Did I?
Had I known that you were such a quitter,
I would have never taken work for you.
Work?
Yes and it's for Joseon.
For Joseon?
But forget it!
How do you expect to work for Joseon?
And do you know who gave us this work?
Should've been from our government.
But like I said. You can forget about it.
Miss Choi! -Yes?
Did he send something for me?
That's not it.
Min Chi Ho sent you something.
Min Chi Ho?
Aren't you going to open it?
I'll open it then.
Can't believe Min Chi Ho actually gets a cold shoulder.
Ah!
What is this? January 19th?
He sent tickets to Jan 19th's game.
You've done it, Miss Choi!
Our "Modern Ladies" is finally going to get an interview with Player Min Chi Ho!!
Do you need anything else?
Do you?
Yes, this is Choi Shin Young.
Yes. Then,
I'll see you then.
He called, Bong Soon.
He finally called me!
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Your face,
Did you get hurt?
It's nothing much. I fell down during a basketball game.
Do you like Basket ball?
Yes.
What about you?
Yes, I like it too.
I see.
The third step for dating ;
when shaking hands,
a man should wait until a woman gives a hand.
Well...
when are we going
to shake hands...?
Pardon?
When you shake hands,
the man should look at the woman's face gently
and have a warm smile on his face.
Long time no see.
Yes.
Are you doing well?
Perhaps,
you're not doing well?
Just a bit.
It's...
All done.
Thank you.
Shall we go?
The 12th step for dating ;
when you do skating,
the man should try to match the woman's speed.
When a man holds the woman's hand lightly,
and leads the woman gently, his manly manner
attracts the woman.
You'd better know that!
I had fun today.
Me too.
I can just get on from here.
And you?
Where are you living?
I'm staying in a boarding house
near the university.
Can I know your contact number?
I don't mean it otherwise.
I just want to know where I can reach you.
If you feel a bit pressured, you don't have to let me know...
I am sorry.
I don't have any paper.
Then...Good-bye.
Sin yeong!
Before this flower gets withered,
Can I see you again?
What are you doing?
Oh,
so you are still alive, huh?
What you want to see is your lover's face,
but if you only looks at this grass, what's the point?
If you want to see him that badly, why don't you contact him?
Can I... do that?
Would it be alright
if I contact him first?
Why not? Aren't you a modern lady?
That's right! I'm a modern lady!
Bong Soon, if I contact him first,
that isn't only for the personal happiness of Choi Sin Yeong.
It's the rebellious act toward the old-fashioned tradition
that a woman should always wait and endure.
I'm just trying not to neglet
my social responsibility as a modern lady.
But, what should I say first?
I can't just ask him out right away, don't you think?
Last time, when you parted,
didn't you leave anything behind?
I've told you that the most alluring qualities of women is what they leave behind..
You just blew it.
Go on and get ready for your interview.
Min Chi Ho or whatever, I don't care!
Oh my!
He's the basketball star who is the most loved by your readers!
How can a reporter refuse it for her personal reason?
Whatever! I said I don't care whether he's a basketball star or...
Basketball?
That's right, he said he likes basketball.
Why haven't I thought about that?
In the 1930's, the sport competition between Yonhee and Bosung College helped the modern sports settle in Joseon.
Wow, you picked the right date!
Right? On the day when everybody is focused on the Yon-Bo game, eh?
It's thanks to your help, Elder.
Do it well,
so that you can pay back my favor later, eh?
Yes.
Without any dignity!
Must you show off that you grew up without your mother?
How many times have I told you that you must behave with dignity!??
Have you quit your reporter job or not?
I have... quit it.
You,
I'm going to check on that!
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Follow me.
Let go of me!
Let go! No! No!
Let go!!!
Put me down! Put me down!!!
Put me down!!
Down!
Down!!!!
Put me down!
You, watch carefully who I am.
If I'm a Jap's dog or not,
watch it carefully!
Hyung (guy call their older brother/ male friend)
keep an eye on her.
Okay.
Hey, put them down there.
You all wore the armband, right?
Yes!
You said it's a governmental work, so it really looks different.
Why are you so slow?
Okay.
Come on, take one.
Come on, hurry up!
What are these for?
When you do a governmental work, will you go without any tools, then?
Kang San!
You punk!
Let's go.
Let's go!
Come quickly, we don't have much time!
Hello.
Mr. San?
Yes, Miss Shin Young?
That's right.
Have you been well?
Yes.
Have you been well, too?
Kang San!
Well, what did you call for...?
You said you like basketball before.
I have tickets for the Yon-Bo game.
We're about to leave, come on, hurry up!
Hey, I'm sorry,
I have something to do today.
I'm sorry, I'll have to call you back later.
Hurry up!
Bro.
How long will this take?
Well, who knows?
It's all up to you.
If you do it quickly, it will be done quickly, but if you do it slowly, it will take a long time.
Why? Do you have plans?
It's not like that.
Soo Dong,
Where are we going?
I don't know, around the South Gate?
Hey.
We're almost there. Be prepared with your tool!
Remember just one thing.
Once you are hesitating, we're finished. So, risk your life, got it?
Yes!
Bong Soon.
Yes?
You know,
I like him so much.
Is that so?
Yeah. He's handsome and intelligent,
but also makes a ribbon with a clover flower.
How kind and nice he is.
That's right.
However,
do you know what I liked more than that?
What was it?
The fact he saved me.
He saved a stranger from a difficult situation.
If he's such a man like that,
He doesn't seem to treat other people rudely,
or to speak one thing but mean another.
That's just what I thought it would be nice if he's such a man.
Everyone, it's only 5 cents! For listening to the radio of the Yon-Bo game!
It's 5 cents! It's only 5 cents!
Boy, where did you get such a valuable thing?
I borrowed it from Kkuk Jung's father.
That stingy man lent it to you?
Aigoo!
You think he lent it for nothing? Of course he got some money for it!
Hey, that stingy old fart,
that's why his wife ran away!
Here...
Stuff it in your traps!
Oh my, before eating the pancakes, we will stuff your cuss first.
We will be full soon!
Right!
Enjoy it, eh?
If it's only 5 cents for the radio broadcasting of the Yon-Bo game, it's nothing!
- Everyone should eat to live on, right? - Okay, fine!
Hey,
which team do you think will win?
Of course, it will be Bosung College!
Last time, Bosung College's cross-defense
locked Yonhee College completely. Didn't you see that?
But still, Yonhee has the player Min Chi Ho.
For the fast break and force play, he's the best player in Joseon.
There is no one who can oppose him.
Hey,
do you kids do well in the school?
Which ranks are you in at the elementary school?
We... are not good at studying.
Why not?
If you studied with that spirit that you're analyzing the basketball,
I'm sure you would've achieved the first in the school!
Aigoo...
Ah, the two strongest basketball teams in Kyung Sung,
and their fateful fight! Yonhee College vs. Bosung College,
Bosung College vs. Yonhee College!
Like the spring which comes through the ice of the cold winter,
the first basketball game which opens the new year of 1937!
Who would win that honorable laurel crown?
Ah, now, Yonhee College Team's players are entering with their speedy spirit like an eagle's.
With the team's captain, Byun Shin Joon (Takeshi),
the players, who are bright and brilliant like stars in the sky, are warming up in the court!
Let's finish it quickly and go to eat some meat!
Hyung! What is this?!?
It's hectic, isn't it?
It's always like that at the first time.
Take your pickax.
You said it's a governmental work.
You said it's a beautification business!
That's right, a beautification business.
Getting rid of dirty things is a beautification business, isn't it?
Min Chi Ho! Min Chi Ho! Min Chi Ho!
The basketball genius of this peninsula, Min Chi Ho!
The gentleman of the court, Min Chi Ho!
Will he be able to achieve the role of the driving force
to lead today's Yonhee College to winning again?
Stop it you !@#$%!!!
Granny! Wake up Granny!
Come to yourself, Granny!!
Granny!
Kang San!
You think you can get the money with your work now?
What's wrong? Let's hurry up.
Hurry, hurry, let's go.
Come on!
Bok Joo!
Don't come any closer!
You bad jerk.
Bok Joo! Let go!
You !@#$%%s!!!
Bok Joo!!!!
Bok Joo! Bok Joo! Bok Joo!
Let me go! You !@#@#!!! Let go of me!
Bok Joo! Pull yourself together!
Let go! LET GO OF ME!
Bok Joo!! Bok Joo!
Bok Joo!! Bok Joo!!! Bok Joo!!
Let go!!! Bok Joo!
I said let go of me!
- Bok Joo! Wake up! BOK JOO!- Min Chi Ho! Min Chi Ho!
Bok Joo!!!!
Bok Joo! Let go! LET GO OF ME!!!
Bok Joo!! Bok Joo!!
Bok Joo!!!
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I am Min Chi Ho.
The son of President Min Tae Shin of Pyung Yang Spinning, Min Chi Ho!
Do I still look to you like a Jap's dog?
What kind of a horrible thing did you do to this kid?
We're done.
You and I are done, Hyung.
I will build the biggest spinning mill in the Eastern Asia and pay back your favor!
I guess you think you're like Min Chi Ho just because you know how to dribble a ball, but you're wrong.
A person like you, Unnie, shouldn't be with Min Chi Ho.
Extra addition! Extra addition! "Two faces of Min Chi Ho"
Even if I changed my name, I'm not a con-man like someone.
Was it really you who did that?
You bad !@#@$!
What more do you want me to do!??