Why are you all here?
Ohkura-san, please pay this month's electricity bill!
Your water bill is 165,000 yen!
Your gas bill is 70,572 yen!
The newspaper subscription is 11,300 yen!
Why are you asking us?
I'm from the life insurance company!
Your monthly milk bill!
Please pay your maintenance bills!
Wait a sec! Why're you all here so suddenly?
Excuse me! Make way! Sorry!
Sorry.
This isn't sudden.
I'm always paid for deliveries the same day every month!
By who?
Inoue-san!
[Payment Due]
Expensive!
Man, Trick Heart Castle's electricity bill is really high, isn't it?
Whoa!
If anyone's gonna cry about this it's us!
This isn't something to be mad about!
Do you want us to apologize?
I'm...
...very sorry.
Finally...with this we're all together.
Listen up!
No matter what happens, we'll see it through to the end!
Let's go!
Yeah!
[Fuu]
[Masaru]
[Sho]
How's it going?
It's ready, but...
Eh?
Mother's Goal #1...
Everyone will eat meals together in the living room!
Good. Now then...
W-wait a sec!
Hey you guys, you should put some--
You were gonna say "Itadakimasu," weren't you?
I can't?
Of course not!
We all got together like this because of the Mother's Goals.
Chisato-san should say it.
More importantly, get dressed!
Why're you giving orders?
I'm the oldest.
Say that after you act like it!
I have been!
Who do you think looked after you when you first came to this house?
Inoue-san!
Wow, in stereo? I think I might start crying.
Just put some clothes on, already!
In any case, if Fuu had succeeded Oyaji, then we never would've come here.
You've caused us a lot of trouble, haven't you?
Wait a sec.
Oyaji went out of his way to adopt you, so why're you talking like that?
Don't start acting like his real son at this point.
It's fine, because I am his real son.
You'll catch cold!
You resented the old man for over 10 years, and then have a sudden change of heart?
I hate people who change their personalities like that! Like this guy!
Just when did my personality change?
It did change! Up until recently, you were a shut-in!
Now you're suddenly able to eat out in public!
How much are you gonna change before you're satisfied?
You're gonna yell about that, what about him? He's totally changed his personality!
He suddenly quit wearing eyeshadow, and now he's trying to be popular!
It's true.
I've graduated from an "onee" character!
Tryin' to raise his sex appeal...
It'll bad if you catch a summer cold!
Well, it's better than not changing and staying in a biker gang.
What was that?
You're 27 and you're still causing trouble for other people, you idiot!
My bike is eco friendly, so I'm not causing trouble for anyone else!
It's better than earning money by treating girls like prey!
I offer ladies a feeling of comfort!
Apologize to all the hosts nationwide!
What're you getting all awkward about?
You gonna kiss her again?
Kiss her?
You mustn't do that!
What're you talking about?
That's right. And will you put some clothes on, already!
[Unknown Number]
Where're you going?
Oh, I'll be right back.
I said put some clothes on!
Ah. It's Sho.
I'm sorry for calling so many times.
It's fine. This's about money, right?
Yeah...
If I can't gather the money by tomorrow...
Tomorrow?
How much do you have so far?
I've managed to gather 2 million yen.
You still need 8 million yen...
I know I'm in no position to ask favors of you.
I'll gather as much money as I can.
I'd be sad if Yukari no Sono had to close.
Thank you.
I wouldn't want the children to be left in the cold again.
I understand how you feel, Shimura-san.
I'll figure something out.
What do you need 8 million for?
Eavesdropping isn't good, you know.
I'm not finished with you yet.
Huh?
I'm talking about Chisato-san.
I'm telling you, that was an accident.
And it was your fault!
Accident or whatever...
It doesn't change the fact that it happened.
She's not the age to obsess over a kiss or two.
It might be like that for you, but Chisato-san's different.
Chisato-san might have the survival skills of a cockroach...
...but when it comes to romance she's as delicate as a newborn fawn!
What a pain...
If you like her so much, you should just tell her.
I wouldn't be suffering if I could do that!
You just don't have the guts to do it.
You're the one like a fawn.
Dammit...
How long were you gonna make us wait?
It hasn't even been 5 minutes yet.
Now then...
Itadaki--
Wait a sec!
What now?
Who's going to decide if we were successful in meeting the goal?
That would be me. Any problems?
Whoa!
Go ahead.
Okay.
Then...
Itadakimasu.
Itadakimasu!
Mother's Goal #1... Cleared.
Yay!
Awesome!
What's wrong?
I just.. This day...
...has finally come.
That's a small thing to be happy about.
Yay.
Senpai, what's wrong?
I thought you were never coming back here!
You were thrown out of the castle, right?
No.
Oh, then, I'll go there in your place.
I said I wasn't! I just came back to do some research!
What're you researching?
The third son, Sho.
He said he needed 8 million yen quick, right?
He has to be involved in something shady.
In this situation, I'll exploit his weakness and save Chisato-san.
Senpai...
You're making a scary face.
Huh?
Ah!
I'm sure he said "Yukari no Sono."
Found it!
I knew it would be an orphanage...
Which means that Sho was raised in an orphanage.
Yeah, it certainly seems that way.
The name he said on the phone, "Shimura,"matches the name of the director listed here.
I wonder if they're all orphans?
I'm sorry about my phone call earlier.
It's fine.
For now, I have 300,000.
What?
The payment deadline is tomorrow, isn't it?
Yeah.
I'd like to protect them.
You have a lot of memories of this place too, don't you?
I've done my best to make sure it stayed here, but...
Shimura-san...
If this place closes...
...I wonder what will happen to them?
What time do you need the money tomorrow?
By lunchtime.
I understand.
I'll do whatever I can.
Bye!
Bye...
What does he intend to do?
Hey! Gather around, everyone!
Hey. Senpai, isn't he...
Huh?
What?
Fuu!
Okay.
Where were you?
Sorry about that.
Your hand print's the only one left.
- Oh yeah... - Here.
Alright! We have them all!
Mother's Goal #2, cleared!
I've finally got 2!
Oh, like this?
Raise it up a little.
That's it, yeah.
Down a little...
Yeah, right there...
No, that's not it...
Mother's Goal #3.
Decide who will be head of house.
Head of house?
Someone who will be the pillar of the family.
Since Shinzo-shi has passed away...
...you need a representative of the Ohkura family who can respond to various problems that arise.
You do it, Shortie.
Why me?
You're our mom.
Wait just a minute.
Isn't the "pillar of the family" usually a man?
That's Fuu, then. He's the oldest.
No way! I haven't done one responsible thing as the eldest son.
That's totally different from what you said earlier!
Fine. You do it.
I can't! I'm busy with work!
I wouldn't mind doing it.
How about you, Takeru?
Sure. But if I become head of house, you're all wearing fighting coats.
Don't freak out, guys!
Come and get us!
Let's go!
Absolutely not. You do it, Sho.
Oh, but if I were head of house, you'd all have to wear satin suits.
Welcome.
You're my t-y-p-e!
How old are you?
So handsome...
So cute!
Are you free tonight?
Don't throw up.
I don't mind doing it.
What about Satoru?
I can't.
If you're tryin' to grow up, then do it.
Don't be ridiculous. Who'd wanna do that?
I guess there's no helping it.
For the time being, you do it, Akira.
I won't.
What?
You're never gonna hit puberty.
Someone has to do it.
I forgot to mention one thing.
The person who becomes head of house...
I'll give them 10 million yen.
10 million yen?
- I'll do it! I'll do it! - Pick me! I'll volunteer!
Ouch!
- I'll do it! - Watch out! Look out!
[Atashinchi no Danshi] [The Guys of My House: Episode 8]
Translation by sayochama
QC by sarujin
Thanks to triplez for initial timing and to TimeLesSub for hardsubbing!
GIRIGIRI FANSUBS NOT FOR SALE OR RENT
I want Yukichis...
Hands off.
Last year, it cost 14.7 million yen to run Trick Heart Castle.
Gas, water, electricity... The utilities cost 7.9 million.
Routine maintenance and construction fees were 2.9 million.
Waxing the interior floors cost 1.5 million.
Miscellaneous expenses totaled 3.1 million.
It costs that much?
Oh, but you said it added up to 14.7 million yen, and are only giving us 10 million yen, so...
The head of house will need to cut costs and budget those funds.
Wait, so does that include all those people that came earlier?
The head of house will need to pay those bills from the 10 million yen.
That's pretty tough.
Hey... Are you guys listening?
I'll take these out...
I'll call you back.
How'd this get here?
I wonder how many bowls of gyuu-don 10 million yen would buy?
If I had 10 million yen, I could go the day spa as much as I wanted...
If I had 10 million yen, I could go on a world tour for two...
They're not listening at all.
Please inform me when you've decided who the head of house is.
This is for the castle's expenses!
It's not money you guys can spend freely!
We know that.
You don't get it, do you?
Hey...
Would you lend me that money?
Huh?
Actually...
At work there's this regular who's really cute...
But, in order to get her, I'd have to pay off the host she's with now 8 million yen.
I really want to make her mine.
Think of it as investing in my future. Please lend it me!
You moron, there's no way we'd lend it to you.
We wouldn't let you have this cash, which is the key to our dreams, for a reason like that.
Don't think of it as the key to your dreams!
I can't go along with that story either.
I can't agree either.
Me too.
It's unanimous.
You're also disqualified from being head of house!
What was that sound?
An earthquake?
Trick Heart Castle lock down complete.
The plan's complete.
Fine then. You're a heartless bunch.
I'll do something about it on my own!
Now, since one person's out of the running, shall we decide who's head of house?
Who wants to be head of house?
Me! Me! Me!
Me!
What, Shortie? Dazzled by the cash?
No!
Whoever becomes head of house is planning on spending it on themselves, right? I'm stopping that.
That's only if you can become head of house.
How will we decide?
In these situations, it's usually strip-janken.
That's not normal.
In that case...
Hey!
You can't be in the running since you're disqualified.
No, I mean it won't open.
What?
The castle doors won't open!
What?
What is this?
It won't open!
The back doors don't open either!
The secret routes were also locked.
What's going on?
It looks like we're trapped in the castle.
Trapped in the castle?
You've gotta be kidding me!
The castle's security system probably malfunctioned.
Malfunctioned?
When Inoue-san is not there, if even a cat wanders onto the grounds...
...the castle will automatically lock itself down.
Lock itself down? How do we release the lock?
First we have to figure out the cause of the malfunction. For now, please just sit tight.
Understood.
What'd she say?
The castle's security system malfunctioned and locked the castle.
Until she figures out the cause, just sit tight, she said.
Damn, when time is so critical...
There's no helping it.
Well then, why don't we bet this 10 million, and choose who'll become the head of house?
Yeah.
I told you, that money isn't...
Hey!
C'mon!
Huh?
Hey.
What's this?
This's a blackout.
There's no reports of a blackout.
Then it's a supernatural phenomenon.
Don't say scary stuff like that!
Why're you scared?
If you're not scared, then don't grab me.
I wonder if the breaker got thrown.
But we never touched the breaker.
It is something supernatural.
Let's go throw the breaker again, then.
Where is it?
Hm?
What? None of you know?
No way.
Program Z running.
Program Z--
Vice President?
We'll start on time as planned, so please gather every--
I was waiting for you.
Do you have a meeting right now?
Yes.
An important meeting.
It's kind of humid in here, isn't it?
Without Chisato-san, the Acting President, there?
Whose side are you on?
How unusual. You seem panicked.
I am panicking.
There's a lot riding on this.
Akira?
Did you find the breaker?
Akira?
Huh?
Akira?
Oh, it's already 9?
With my reasoning that is precise as a metronome's needle...
...the criminal is in here.
Whatever. Just hurry up and look for the breaker.
Where is it?
Hey, hey. Look at this. My first drama.
[The Other Detective] It's a detective story!
I'm a detective.
Like I care. Why the sudden interest in being in a drama, anyway?
A drama or whatever...if she doesn't see my masculine side nothing will happen, right?
You... you're really serious about her?
You too, Satoru!
You said, "If I had 10 million, I'd go on a world tour for 2."
You meant with Chisato-san, right?
Huh?
What're you talking about?
Hey!
I wonder how Chisato-san feels about us?
Don't keep talking when I haven't even said if I like her or not.
Stupid.
I wonder if she has someone she likes...
Eh?
That Satoru, look at all the electricity he's wasting...
Even if we find the breaker, it'll just blow again with all this.
Okay.
Hey... you know what you were talking about before?
Hm?
Using the 8 million yen to pay off another guy was a lie, wasn't it?
Ah.
Did you fall in love with me?
Huh?
I just thought you might be thinking, "The Sho I know isn't the kind of guy to date a customer!" or something.
What're you talking about? Of course not.
I see.
He said you were delicate, like a newborn fawn.
What's that supposed to mean?
I really do need the 8 million yen.
Ah.
It's a full moon.
They said that when I was found, it was also a full moon.
What?
I was abandoned.
I was left in front of an orphanage called "Yukari no Sono."
[25 Years Ago]
Please take care of him.
The director of the orphanage named Shimura-san took me in.
So that's how I ended up staying at the orphanage.
I guess you could say that he saved my life.
But...
It takes a lot of money to run a place like that, which he doesn't have.
So, that's the reason you're...
[10 Years Ago]
Please take care of him.
Shimura-san went above and beyond to take care of me.
I'd like to be able to help him in a situation like this.
Why am I telling you all this?
I guess it's because of the full moon. Yeah, that's gotta be it.
What're making such a worried face for?
It'll make me wanna jump you.
Sorry. I didn't mean to do that.
I-I know that.
Yeah, I mean, this happens all the time with you.
These kinds of accidents.
Accidents?
Let's go to the next room.
Yeah.
Who did this?
What are you referring to?
Don't play dumb.
It's strange, no matter how you look at it.
The castle locking down, and then a blackout.
We're investigating the cause right now.
Today was Miracle's Executive Board of Directors meeting, wasn't it?
You're well informed. It concluded a few minutes ago.
[To Ohkura Fuu-sama]
I thought I'd go there and show Miracle's Board of Directors a letter I have, you know...
Is that so?
Was this to keep me from going?
What are you doing?
Ramen.
I found the breaker!
It was here?
Here I go.
What? You're so loud!
Huh? What?
Gone. It's gone!
The 10 million yen disappeared!
That means someone stole it during the blackout!
That's impossible!
But... who would do that?
Luckily, no one can get out of the castle.
Which means that the culprit is still in the castle?
That's right. I've got it.
With my reasoning that is precise as a metronome's needle...
...the culprit is still in this castle.
I just said that.
Where's Fuu?
You don't think he took it and ran, do you?
Are you sure you didn't make it disappear with your magic?
Illusion...
I didn't. You're the thief, aren't you?
Why me?
You said you could go to the day spa however many times you wanted.
You wanted to make your skin all pretty before filming, so you stole it, didn't you?
If you're going that route, then you said you'd take Chisato-san on a world--
Be quiet!
What're you mad for?
You stole it, didn't you?
What?
Oh yeah. You said you needed to pay off some guy, didn't you?
He did!
I've figured it out!
With my reasoning as precise as a metronome's needle...
It's for the orphanage, isn't it?
What do you mean, orphanage?
He...
...is being played by the director of the orphanage he grew up in.
It's not like that.
You don't get it, do you?
He keeps asking you for money, saying the orphanage will have to close. You're being used!
Wait a sec, what do you mean?
I thought he needed to pay off a guy for some girl...
That's a lie.
He really needs the 8 million yen because the orphanage is in danger of closing, isn't it?
That doesn't mean that I took the money.
That's right. Besides, Sho was with me the whole time.
The whole time?
You were going to steal the money and give it to that director, weren't you?
I didn't do it!
Then who did?
Sho didn't do it.
Fuu...
This guy took the money.
C'mon.
Kokudo?
Kokudo!
You've gotta be kidding me...
I'm sorry.
See!
Hey you, I was just accused of being a thief because of you.
He took the 10 million yen for you.
For me?
What do you mean?
He...
...staked out Sho's old orphanage.
What?
That orphanage closed a long time ago.
What're you talking about?
Whenever I go there, I see kids playing in the yard.
Those kids live in the neighborhood.
That director, Shimura, he had them pretend to be orphans.
Don't say crazy stuff like that.
It's true.
After you left...
Gather around, everyone!
Thank you.
Thanks!
He gave 1000 yen to each of the kids.
In order to fool you, he needed to make it look like the orphanage was still open, right?
Don't lie about something like that!
Shimura-san would never do that!
Stop it.
I made sure it was true. The kids told me.
That's ridiculous.
He told me!
He said he wanted to do everything he could for those kids!
I told you to stop!
According to people in the neighborhood...
Shimura is pretty deep in debt.
Kokudo knew you were being lied to, so he hid the 10 million so you couldn't take it.
That Shimura guy...
He was trying to pay off his debt using your money, huh?
He's just a common crook, then.
What do you know about Shimura-san?
You guys don't understand anything!
Shimura-san was like our father!
He... he wished for my happiness from the bottom of his heart. He would never--
Wake up!
Shut up!
You get it, don't you?
You're being lied to.
Shimura-san wouldn't betray me like that.
He said so!
He said he wanted the place I was raised to remain there!
Isn't it better to find this out before you gave him the money?
Yeah.
I understand how much you want to trust this Shimura person, but...
I think it's better to face the truth.
You're wrong!
It can't be like that.
Please. Please lend me the money!
The orphanage... Shimura-san, I want to save them!
You still don't get it?
Please!
Please lend me 8 million yen!
You're still...
Alright.
Take the money.
What're you doing?
What's going on?
You're the one who told us it wasn't ours to spend.
Be quiet.
I'm the head of this house. If you've got a problem with it, leave.
This is crazy.
Take the money...
...and talk this out properly.
What was that sound?
What are you thinking?
The door is open!
Don't hide over there.
Found me out, huh?
If you're going to watch, then do it properly.
Sho!
What's wrong? What brought you so early?
I got the money together, so...
Was that bad?
Oh no, of course not.
Your girlfriend?
There aren't any kids here, are there?
Yeah. It's still early.
They're all probably asleep in their rooms.
I see.
You got the money together fast.
Shimura-san...
Hm?
If you hadn't picked me up...
...I might not be alive today.
What brought this on all of a sudden?
[Daruma-san ga koronda] Red light!
You were always so kind to us...
Did you do this, Sho?
Why would you do something like this?
And if we did something wrong, you'd be sure to scold us strictly.
What do you do after you've done something wrong?
I'm really grateful to you for that.
What is this? You're making me uncomfortable.
The orphanage will be protected with this money, right?
Yeah.
I can believe you, can't I?
Yes.
Thank you.
You're Shimura Tomoaki-san, right?
We have an arrest warrant for you on charges of fraud.
Will you please come with us to the station?
[Arrest Warrant]
Stop right there! Freeze!
Let me go!
You're wrong!
It's not me!
Let me go! You're wrong!
Let me go!
I apologize.
- We wanted to see his behavior. - You've got it wrong! Let me go!
What do you mean?
We had reports that this man has been extorting money...
...from former orphans that were raised here.
It seems...
...he has quite a considerable debt.
Why?
Why did you lie to me?
I...
...didn't mean for things to end up this way.
I believe in you!
Please take care of him.
The tears you cried for me...
I believe in them!
- I saw the news! That was amazing! - Hey.
Sorry.
I told you so, didn't I?
But isn't it great that the money wasn't stolen?
After all, this is supposed to pay for our living expenses.
Why do you have to say things like that?
Now then, since the hindrance is gone...
Let's all figure this out together.
Figure what out?
How to spend 10 million yen.
Next person!
You're the glass seller, right?
Okay...
Here you go.
Thanks for your hard work.
Next person!
We won't be getting delivery starting next month.
What?
We're tightening our belts.
Now, next.
Let's see, from this month we want 7 bottles at 30% off.
What? Springing that on me so suddenly...
Got a problem with that?
It's your Family Discount, right? We appreciate doing business with you.
Alright, next!
Be careful, okay?
Yes, ma'am.
A little more to the right...
Perfect.
Excuse me.
This orphanage is...?
Yes. It's going to open again.
Just between you and me, we got a donation!
What?
The kids who had no other choice but to go somewhere else will also be returning.
Things will be lively around here again.
Hey...
The donation to the orphanage...
Put your card down already.
- Just hold your horses. - Hurry up.
Let's see...this one!
We can't use any electricity in our rooms after 8 pm.
No AC either.
And no computers.
Cutting costs, cutting costs.
It's a pain in the butt, isn't it?
You guys...
Let me tell you, though, making that stupid donation was all Shortie's idea.
All right! Here!
If you're looking for Chisato-chan, she's outside. Okay, how's that.
You're the one who raised both hands and feet in agreement.
Shut up. It was just hands.
Hurry up and put your card down.
C'mon, that's not fair.
Looking at the stars is free.
The donation...
We all decided on it together.
Why?
Everyone... We all wanted to make sure a place that important to you stayed around.
That Shimura person...
I think you're right. He's not a bad person.
He probably just ran out of other options.
Things just kept spiraling out of control...
...so he saw no other option but to do what he did.
Thank you.
It's sort of made me think that my dad probably couldn't help getting involved with gambling too.
Maybe I'm being naive.
You are.
Now that I think about it, what was the blackout all about?
It was a supernatural phenomenon.
Really?
Huh? Oh, that was me.
What?
Your electricity bill was extremely high...
...so I was trying to lower energy consumption here.
What was that? You should've said something sooner!
What about the castle lock down?
Ahem.
You're all together, aren't you?
The one who locked the castle... was me.
What?
There's something that I really want to tell you all today.
Miracle...
It belongs to me now!
Is this an accident too?
Nope.
Then...
...it's because of the full moon.
It's not a full moon tonight.
Hey Shortie! There's big trouble!
[Sonna kao shite...] Don't look like that...
[...utsumukanaide...] ...lift your head, look at me...
[...rashiku de ii to...] ...just be yourself...
[...kimi ga waratta] ...that's what you said to me with a smile
[Donna meiro mo...] Every labyrinth...
[...deguchi ha aru yo] ...has a way out
[Yasashii koe ni...] In that gentle voice...
[...kaze wo kanjita] ...I felt the wind
[Kodoku to yuru heya kara deru...] Leave this room of loneliness and solitude...
[Sono nazo no kagi ha...] The key to the riddle...
[...donna toki mo...] ...is always...
[...sono te ni aru...] ...in your hands...
[...jibun shidai nan da] ...it's up to you
Woah, woah!
Yeah, yeah!
Woah, woah!
Yeah, yeah!
[Mugen no sora ni dakarete...] Enveloped in the infinite sky...
[...bokura ha ikiteiru n da] ...that's where we'll live
[Doa wo akete tobidaseba...] If we open the door and fly out...
[...mirai to yuru...] ...somewhere new...
[...atarashii basho de...] ...in a place that will change the future...
[...kimi ha kagayaiteiru] ...you'll shine
We have to complete the Mother's Goals in order to protect Miracle.
Who are you?
Oyaji.
What?
I wondered if you'd live with me.
You have jump rope 100 times.
That's not something a mother does.
I'm leaving this house after we clear this.
You're pretty good when you try.
Both, you and Miracle...
...have to get stronger...
Please let us help you too.
Sure.
You're agreeing?
1... 2... Go!
Takeru will be gone...