Do your best to pay back that debt!
He made her a cosigner on the loans without telling her.
100 million?
I only have one more month to live.
If you become my wife, I'll write off the 100 million yen.
I'll marry you.
Chisato-san will be moving into this mansion and living with you all as your mother starting today.
What?
She's probably after an inheritance too.
We'll have her leave this place!
You must complete all 10 of the items listed in that time.
What?
If you cannot get all members of the family to recognize you as their mother...
...the contract will be considered invalid.
"Everyone should eat their meals together in the living room."
That'll be impossible...
You're not qualified, so don't try to act like a mother.
We don't need a family!
So pack all your bags right now and disappear.
None of the guys who live there believe in other people anymore.
They've basically run away and live in their own little worlds.
The same as me...
I'm not finished with this yet.
That door is never going to open!
I just turned a cooling system on.
You might die before you're preserved!
You've got to be kidding me!
Hey! Turn it off! Hey!
If you take one step forward, the world will change.
Stop messing around. Were you trying to kill me?
You took one step forward.
I expect you to keep your promise.
What promise?
We'll eat meals together.
Thanks for wait..ing...
Those guys...
Why are you leaving?
Because I hate this place!
They're all sneaky and can't even keep a promise.
Nothing works, no matter what I do. I'm sick of this house.
Just let it go, since you're getting an inheritance after all.
I told you, didn't I?
I'm not getting an inheritance!
I am donating all of my money to the underprivileged children of the world?
That again?
That "donation" stuff was a lie!
It's got nothing to do with me. Good-bye.
Man, this is great!
Meals really taste best when alone.
As if we'd really eat together.
Huh?
You heard me?
Satoru has a fever.
Because you cranked the AC up so high.
And you're leaving.
You're a heartless woman, aren't you?
But, he'll probably get better faster if you're not here, so it's fine.
Bye bye, Mama.
[Please go to the front desk if you'd like to use the shower.]
So she really left home, huh?
What're you talking about? It's better this way.
Living in house with 6 men like that...
You... you're serious, aren't you?
The number of rivals increased again!
Is Mineta Chisato here?
No.
Please marry me!
Idiot!
Chisato-san...
Oh.
I've come to pick you up.
I really am quitting this time!
The oldest son is missing, the second son is a complete gorilla...
And the third son is telling a crazy story about how the fortune being donated is a lie.
Oh yeah, that is a lie.
What?
The story about Shachou donating his fortune is a lie.
What do you mean by that?
You'll understand soon.
With that, we will now convene our Board Meeting.
So, why am I here?
May I have a moment?
Go ahead.
Is it true that she's the Acting President?
What?
Yes.
Chisato-san here will be our Acting President, starting today.
Huh? What does that mean?
It was one of Shachou's last requests.
Even if it was his last request, this is a matter of whether we will comply with it.
There's no way we could entrust the future of our company to her.
What in the world was he thinking?
How could a girl barely past 20 do?
We don't even know how familiar she is with the industry.
It's not like you can get by thinking, "I'll just flatter the men."
Wait just a minute!
When are you implying that I "flattered" some...one...
With all due respect...
How much do you all know about video games?
What are you trying to say?
Our company expanded into the video game market...
...about 5 years ago, right?
Compared to the knowledge you all had before that point...
...I don't think there is significant difference between hers now and yours then.
Hey. You're just a brown-noser.
What if the company goes bankrupt?
If that happens, I will...
...take full responsibility.
Will that be acceptable?
What are you?
Was I that amazing back there?
I don't mean that!
I never heard anything about being "Acting President!"
Because I hadn't told you.
Fine, whatever. It's none of my business anymore.
Do you really want to break the contract? It's 100 million yen.
I'll pay it back!
It's ten-thousand 10,000 yen notes.
I'll pay it!
Well, if you need a real-life example...
...it would look like this.
Can you really gather that much?
Getting this much money together...
In one day.
You're really, really mean.
Fine!
But I'm not going to be the "Acting President!" It's not in the contract!
Oh really?
All you need to do is ask that family lawyer person!
You'd like to confirm the contents of the contract, right?
"If all of the conditions to the left are met, the 100 million yen debt will be considered paid."
"Be Ohkura Shinzo's wife for one month."
"For 3 months, live at Trick Heart Castle with my sons, as their mother."
See? There's nothing in there about me being "Acting President."
"Work as Acting President at Miracle to continue its development."
What?
Well, that's how it is, so...
Let's do our best.
Welcome back.
See? He didn't donate his fortune, right?
I don't care about that!
Why do I have to be the Acting President too?
Now, now, I'll help you out, okay?
What're you aiming for?
Money, of course. Money!
What's coming to you:
in-her-i-tance!
Even if the story about the donation was a lie, that doesn't mean I'll get it.
Who else would it go to? Doesn't matter...
Let's just work on finishing up all of the points in "A Mother's Goals" quickly.
Let's see, let's see...
"Number 1: Everyone should eat their meals together in the living room."
There's no way to gather all of them.
No.
I have an idea.
[Eldest Son]
Meals?
Sure, that's fine.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
[Fifth Son]
If you take one step forward, the world will change.
Cold medicine...
[Fourth Son]
Masaru-san is on set!
Thanks for working with us!
Yes, here you go.
Let's do the real thing now.
Okay.
Thanks for your hard work!
In three days you'll shoot a commercial here.
Commercial?
Are all of the staff going to be men?
Yeah, all of the staff are.
But, you're partner is going to be a gravure idol...
Let's see... Tachibana Rei, age 22, bust 83.
You'll probably only have to give her a loose hug.
Please cancel it.
No, no.
I did my best to arrange things, but...
Her production company...
...is actually connected to the yakuza, so...
This studio also belongs to those yakuza.
Anyway, we owe them a lot of favors, so...
I can't really refuse.
Please refuse it.
Well...
The girl's schedule is also packed pretty tight.
There's the possibility that something will happen and she'll have to pass...
Anyway, I'm counting on you.
No way...
[Second Son, Sixth Son]
Ow!
Hey!
What're you punks doing?
Crap.
Get back here! Punk kid!
Men should fight one-on-one.
Hey, Akira!
I never thought you'd get bullied.
They're jealous.
Because I'm good at studying and at sports.
Whatever.
Hey!
10,000 yen. For saving you.
I don't remember asking you to help me.
Really?
The only ones who look cute saying that...
...are hostesses.
You make a couple 100,000 yen from your stocks every month, don't you?
C'mon. Don't be stingy.
Whoa! That's amazing.
Hey, wait up.
Get on.
I'll give you a ride.
Get on.
Good.
Okay, 10,000 yen.
Pay before going.
Don't be stingy. Come on, just lend me the 10,000 yen...
In Shibuya...
...wait, what are they doing sitting there quietly, huh?
What is this?
I can't get loose.
Who did this?
Let me go!
How's the strength of the Super High Power Glue?
Why'd you do this to me?
If we didn't do this, you'd never eat together, would you?
If you can just get the eldest, Fuu-san, here, you'll have completed the contract.
Contract?
Oh, don't worry about that.
This is what happens when I leave my room!
I'm sick, you know!
This'd be awful even if I wasn't already upset! Why now?
Please, I want to be alone!
I'll tell you how to get loose once you eat.
I don't have time to eat with you people!
That's big talk for a guy who's still in a biker gang at 27.
Dammit, what'd you come back here for anyway?
Don't get so mad.
This is my home too.
You can only say that in your dreams! That's what you get for leaving this place!
You must've felt great...
...taking yourself out of the running to become the heir for our sakes.
What're you talking about?
Don't act like you don't know! And don't act so cocky after all this time!
I don't want to be told that by some parasite glued to a chair.
I'll kill you!
Parasite, or... no, definitely a cockroach.
Oh!
I put glue on that one too...
Seriously?
Bastard!
My hands!
Now you're the same as me!
It's a worse position than a cockroach...
We can hear you.
We can do this too!
Stop it!
Ow! Ouch!
Stop that now!
Girl! It's a girl! It's a girl!
You look pretty lame, Kama Model-chan!
Kama Model?
Kama Kama Kama!
What of it, Kama? Huh? Kama!
Hey, Kama!
I'm sick, you know!
What is wrong with you guys?
This is how a group of idiots acts.
What was that, you punk?
Push him forward! Forward!
Take that!
Take that, you punk!
Even if you hadn't given it up...
I would've been the heir!
You have an inferiority complex about me, huh?
Don't make me laugh!
Let's settle this right now!
Knock it off!
Shut up, you tramp!
No one recognizes you as their mom!
What is wrong with you all?
Get out of here, all of you!
Someone like you'd never be strong enough to challenge me...
Keep talking!
Leave....
Leaving is bad!
"A Mother's Goals," number 1...
...failed.
When did she get here?
[Atashinchi no Danshi] [The Guys of My House: Episode 2]
Translation by sayochama
QC by sarujin
Thanks to triplez for initial timing and to TimeLesSub for hardsubbing!
GIRIGIRI FANSUBS NOT FOR SALE OR RENT
I can't do this anymore.
What is up with those brothers?
This is all Shinzo-san's fault.
Who would adopt 6 boys to succeed him?
Inoue-san?
Originally, the heir was supposed to be the eldest son, Fuu-kun.
But perhaps it didn't suit his personality...
...he gave up his chance to be the heir.
After that, Takeru-kun, Sho-kun...
...and Masaru-kun were all adopted, but none of them were suitable to be the heir either.
He finally ended up adopting Satoru-kun and Akira-kun...
But they weren't suitable either?
Unfortunately.
Did Takeru and Sho always fight like that?
No, they were actually quite close.
Until Sho-kun left this house 6 years ago.
At the time, Sho-kun was actually the most accomplished son.
But one day, without saying anything...
It's possible that Takeru-kun thought that Sho-kun left in order to give him the position of heir.
For Takeru-kun, that may have felt like a betrayal.
Well, that's all just conjecture on my part.
Speaking of conjectures...
Are you really trying to break the contract to be their mother and leave this place?
As long as you return the 100 million yen, I don't care either way.
Thanks.
Sorry, but this is the last month we can employ you.
Seriously?
The recession's affecting us too.
Sorry.
So, you'd never lose when it comes to motorcycles...
That's right!
We'll have you start today.
Yes, sir!
We're counting on you.
Thanks!
Sure.
All right!
Wait.
What?
What're you trying to do?
I'm going to prove that I'm better than you!
Chisato!
Yeah?
Now, this High-Power Glue is super long lasting and super strong!
No matter what you apply it to, it'll immediately stick things together!
Huh? Why can't I...?
I can't move my feet!
Why?
What's going on?
Why'd you make something like that?
I thought if I could make something this strong...
...then maybe I'd be able to glue people's hearts together too.
See, if you're stuck like this...
We can talk, face to face.
We can even play games.
See?
If you don't face each other, nothing will start.
Right?
Face each other, huh?
1, 2, 3, 4...
I wonder if I should just run away...
What?
Hey homeless guy, come out!
C'mon, c'mon, come out!
Come out, homeless guy! Come out!
Huh?
Those punks!
Mops aren't meant to be used this way!
Your teachers are gonna be furious. Go on. Start moving.
Go on, get!
Beat it! Go on!
Why is he...?
Hey mister!
You okay?
You know, kids these days...
Ouch.
Hey, wait. Wait a sec!
C'mon. Was it you? Bring it here.
I know I just said this, but...
Let's use mops for cleaning, okay?
Okay.
You guys are...
...the punks that were picking on Ohkura Akira, right?
What if we are?
Don't ever bother Akira again.
This place either.
Got it?
Fine.
Beat it.
Don't go "waa!"
Man, this hurts...
Thanks.
You've...
...got really soft skin.
It's too bad the world turned out this way, isn't it?
If you're like me, and you look like trouble...
...no one will believe anything you say.
Even so, all you can do is act tough, and keep going.
Let's do our best!
Let's look forward to a tomorrow that's a little different than today!
Right?
Let's do our best!
Yama.
Kawa.
Yutaka.
His debut song is...
"Hakodate Honsen."
Alright!
"Number 2: collect hand prints of all 6 sons!"
Why hand prints?
Hey! Wait a sec!
You're just in time!
I want your hand print.
Hand print? Why?
Why? Well...
As a memento.
If you disappear from this place right now, I'll give it to you.
That kid isn't cute at all...
[Sho (front), Akira (back)]
[Takeru (front), Satoru (back)]
[Fuu (front), Masaru (back)]
Hand prints, huh...
Satoru-kun!
How are you feeling?
There's no way I'm feeling "fine!"
Then, while I take care of you, I'll get your hand print. Open up.
That makes no sense. The door isn't opening.
Didn't you open your heart to me?
Don't be ridiculous! Putting me through all that...
But, it's put your heart at ease, hasn't it?
No, it hasn't!
Aw, come on, don't be so cold...
Let's make hand prints together!
Noooooo!
Hm?
I caught something!
Masaru?
What is this? Geez!
Sorry! I put that...
Stay away!
Stay away, stay away!
Stupid! If you get within one meter of Masaru, he'll...
Eh?
What?
He's got a phobia about women.
What? I've never heard of that before.
If a woman gets within 1 meter of him, he'll panic.
But, he's a model, isn't he?
Well...
Even if I'm a model, impossible is impossible.
But...
No! Idiot!
Stay away!
Sorry.
If you're really sorry, then leave!
What're you so irritated about? Don't lash out at people.
Oh! If you have any worries, I'll listen to them.
Even if I told you, it wouldn't fix anything!
You don't know that.
Then cure my sickness for me by the day after tomorrow!
Is something happening that day?
I have to shoot a commercial with a gravure idol.
In it, I'll have to embrace her.
Then, I'll panic and faint...
...and everyone will shun me!
My life as a model will be over!
The people at your management company don't know?
They don't know how bad my condition really is!
I'm sure they think I'm gay or something.
It doesn't matter.
Just leave me alone.
I'll do that without you asking.
It's got nothing to do with me.
Why don't you just destroy the studio where they're going to film it?
What?
What're you talking about?
Well, I just thought that that would cause the commercial shoot to be canceled...
Don't say stupid stuff like that.
You'll make my cold worse.
Hey, wait, your hand print! Hey!
Take care.
Destroy it?
I'm looking forward to seeing what will result from mixing Chisato-san with those brothers.
I'm actually more interested in the whereabouts of the inheritance than I am in her.
You know where it is, don't you?
Where the inheritance has been hidden...
Please stop.
I can't keep a secret around handsome men.
If you were that type of person, then...
...I'd have made my move long ago.
Welcome!
Hey!
Working hard, huh?
Ah, excuse me for a bit.
What about the cleaning, newbie?
I got tired of it.
You can't get tired of it.
Newbies can't be on the floor before the 3 month mark.
Huh?
Rules for hosting have nothing to do with me.
I'm happy as long as I can prove I'm better than you.
That's great.
He'd be fine as my Help.
If you say so, Kozue-san.
Yay!
Nice to meet you.
I am the man who works miracles, Takeru!
I can sing, dance, and drink better then this guy, and I'm 18!
How funny!
Let's drink!
Oneesan, is it okay for me to ask your name?
It is!
[Everything About the Ohkura Family]
We figured out all of the blanks in the guide book you left with us.
The information!
Have the bodyguards increased in number?
The eldest son Fuu works as a street vendor.
The third son Sho's jobs...
During the day, he works as a door-to-door salesman. At night, he works at host club.
He works during the day too...
Now, about Majima Heiji's job... he works at a Net Cafe.
It seems like he's looking for a girlfriend right now.
Hey now...
No one asked for information about you.
What about here?
That's "after."
Sho never dates anyone outside of business hours.
When I researched, I found out that it's because this place is only open until midnight.
[Yurikago Day Care]
Where's this?
That place holds the secret why he left the Ohkura house 6 years ago.
[Yurikago Day Care]
I'm so happy!
Sho never goes anywhere with me "after!"
He's a heartless bastard, isn't he?
I always put my customers first!
I'm going to switch my request from Sho to Takeru-kun!
I won!
Hey...
Yeah?
You wanna go one more place?
Really?
Wait a sec...
I'm going to go buy some more smokes, so you would mind going ahead?
- Hurry up, okay? - Sure.
What're you doing, Shortie?
What about you?
[Yurikago Day Care]
Thank you!
Not at all. Aren't you happy?
I'll bring him by tomorrow too.
Sure.
Bye bye.
See you tomorrow! Bye bye!
Bye!
Tou-chan (Daddy)!
Yeah?
Today, Sensei...
Tou-chan?
He's my kid. He'll be six soon.
Six?
So, 6 years ago, he was the reason you left the Ohkura family?
You knew that, huh? That's right.
When I was 18, my girl got pregnant and I left here.
So the reason you need money...
I'd like to say "child rearing expenses" and "alimony" but...
It's a woman.
I broke up with his mom, so I'm free to play, right?
But telling her I have a kid is just too heavy somehow...
Hooking up with the right kind of girl takes a lot of money.
Liar.
You work during the day, too.
Amazing! Where'd you find that out?
But, it's the truth.
Have you ever thought about how your child feels?
You leave him in day care all day long.
Having only one parent...it's lonely for a child.
When he found out about the pregnancy, what do you think Ohkura Shinzo said to me?
"Abort it."
Just that one sentence.
You, who married a man like that...
...you have no right to talk about "family."
You understand now, don't you?
I wasn't "allowing" you to be the heir. That's not why I left.
There's no way I would've pulled out of the race for you.
Riki! Let's go!
Okay!
Riki, where's your "Thanks for the food?"
Thanks for the food!
Good boy.
Let's go home.
Everyone has a past and a present.
In order to understand that, people have talk face to face...
...and let their feelings crash into each other.
Crash into each other, huh?
Even families can't understand things unless it's put in words.
It's even more important if you're not blood related.
But facing another person means that you might both hurt each other, or end up hating each other.
No, I think...
Pretending you understand someone else and not saying anything is a lot worse.
People...
Say things...
And that's what makes "trust."
I'm a little like Kinpachi, huh?
Want to take it with you?
Thanks!
Hey! Take your onions!
Chisato!
Smooth and shiny...
Or something...
Are you Takeru-san?
Yes, I am.
Let's go!
Hey, rookie!
Get in!
Excuse me!
That's what happened.
Hey!
I have to talk to you!
Takeru was abducted.
The customer he snagged last night was the head of the Igarashi Clan's woman.
What?
That idiot!
Wait!
What do you think you can do?
He might be waiting for someone to rescue him.
No he's not.
He doesn't believe in other people, and doesn't want them to believe in him.
How do you know that?
He might really want someone to believe in him.
What're you talking about?
I don't get you!
Destroy it.
[Igarashi-gumi]
Osu.
Ouch...
Hey, kid.
Yeah...
I heard you took good care of my Kozue last night.
I told you...
I didn't do anything to her.
By the time I got to the room, she was already asleep.
No way!
It's true! She was sleeping!
Takeru was taken by yakuza?
Yeah.
I'm going to the Igarashi office with Sho right now.
The Igarashi... What're you going to do there?
More importantly, can you go pick up Sho's son?
Sho's kid?
What're you talking about?
The place is called "Yurikago Day Care," and his name is Riki-kun.
Wait a sec. Why me?
I'm counting on you!
Hey!
You've gotta be kidding me...
I can't go outside...
What about the police?
Even if we called, they won't help.
I hope nothing has happened to him...
So, what'd you want to talk about?
Well...
I'm sorry about yesterday.
I said too much...butting in without knowing the whole story...
It didn't bother me a bit.
Actually, it was a sound argument.
You know...
I think you and Takeru should make up properly.
Impossible. He'd never go for it.
Actually...
That's only if he makes it out of this alive, right?
What do you mean, alive?
Hey, hey, hey!
Wait a sec!
Driver, keep the change.
Go!
You go!
No, you!
Cover me.
It opened!
Pass.
Hey.
That was your third pass!
It was not.
What're you trying to pull?
Huh?
Hey!
What're you doing?
Hey!
What're you doing?
What're you talking about?
You bastard!
Has the punk finally calmed down?
Yeah.
They'll take him to the warehouse soon.
The boss said to get the car ready.
For laying a hand on Ane-san...
He's gonna die.
Yeah.
Takeru!
Takeru.
Takeru!
Hey, don't just use my first name like that!
Hurry up!
It's too tight! It won't come loose.
Oh, come on... let me do it.
Hurry!
That knot is pretty tight.
You can hear what goes on in here through the walls.
Take them there too.
Sure.
- That hurts! Hey! - Stop moving!
Hey!
Weren't you the man that could call miracles?
I was right in the middle of calling one!
I never should've come.
Then you should've stayed home.
I couldn't help it! She didn't know where the place was!
You're blaming me? You could've just drawn me a map!
You punks...
Quit your complaining.
So, who wants to die first?
Her.
What?
You guys are men, right?
You're the mom, so you should protect your children.
Please don't use me as your mom at a time like this.
Shut your traps.
I feel like I'll be crushed if I don't talk!
Then...
You'll die first.
That mole on Kozue-san's back is pretty sexy, isn't it?
You know...
...you wouldn't know that unless she took her clothes off.
That's true.
That beauty spot is quite attractive.
You bastards are pretty funny.
But...
It's time.
Was that a miracle?
No. That's Masaru!
- Masaru? - Yeah.
This is terrible!
Hey! Get him!
Go!
Why are you here?
Did you come to save us?
What?
Of course!
You're...
C'mon, let's run! Masaru, you'd better get a move on too!
Okay!
- Start with your right foot. - Okay...
Ready and...1, 2...
1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2...
You damn punks...
Throw down your gun!
We're saved!
Where's Masaru?
He got away.
He probably didn't want to get involved with the police.
That seems like him.
Thanks for protecting me.
Huh? What're you talking about?
Now that I think about it... I wonder who called the police.
Seriously. I never asked you to do any of that...
And I thought you die and I'd be rid of you...
What was that, Bicycle Boy?
I don't ride a bike.
Hey!
What?
Both of you, give me your hands.
- Why? - Huh?
Just do it!
Okay, now shake!
Hey! What'd you do?
What is this?
See ya!
Don't give me, "see ya"...
That hurts! Stop pulling!
You're the one pulling!
Got you back double!
What's your problem?
What are you doing?
Will you just pull?
You pull!
Go right more!
Just a sec.
Ow! What is it?
I want to drink some NewNew.
Drink some water!
Moron! I was trying to buy the other one.
Hey!
What? I bought it, so let me drink it!
Sit down! You really can't read a mood, can you?
Shut up.
Open it.
Don't order me around.
Just do it.
I'm injured, you know? You really didn't hold back when you hit me!
Ow!
I haven't forgiven you yet.
You punched me first!
Not that!
What happened 6 years ago.
You still think I was giving up being the heir for you?
Not that either!
You didn't tell me you were gonna have a kid.
Am I that unreliable?
You couldn't trust me?
Cold!
How could I trust you?
You're the one who got it wrong and gave up being the heir!
Don't misunderstand me.
You're not the only one who had a fight with Ohkura Shinzo!
What?
That hurt, idiot.
This came in handy.
From outside, only this place had the lights turned on.
I'm going to face them.
Gross!
When'd you make this miso soup anyway?
A long time ago.
Are you okay?
Don't just leave old food around.
You'd better make it properly, starting tomorrow!
Okay.
Phone.
Hello, Ohkura residence.
What?
Masaru was picked up by the police?
[Sonna kao shite...] Don't look like that...
[...utsumukanaide...] ...lift your head, look at me...
[...rashiku de ii to...] ...just be yourself...
[...kimi ga waratta] ...that's what you said to me with a smile
[Donna meiro mo...] Every labyrinth...
[...deguchi ha aru yo] ...has a way out
[Yasashii koe ni...] In that gentle voice...
[...kaze wo kanjita] ...I felt the wind
[Kodoku to yuru heya kara deru...] Leave this room of loneliness and solitude...
[Sono nazo no kagi ha...] The key to the riddle...
[...donna toki mo...] ...is always...
[...sono te ni aru...] ...in your hands...
[...jibun shidai nan da] ...it's up to you
Woah, woah!
Yeah, yeah!
Woah, woah!
Yeah, yeah!
[Mugen no sora ni dakarete...] Enveloped in the infinite sky...
[...bokura ha ikiteiru n da] ...that's where we'll live
[Doa wo akete tobidaseba...] If we open the door and fly out...
[...mirai to yuru...] ...somewhere new...
[...atarashii basho de...] ...in a place that will change the future...
[...kimi ha kagayaiteiru] ...you'll shine
You're Satoru's home room teacher?
This is a boy!
I suffer from a phobia of women!
Sho could never raise a child.
I think the future's up to you, it can become anything...
Ta da!
Satoru is...
...he's outside!
I love you when you're like that.
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