♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Muggles don’t practice the horse stance ♫
♫ When we meditate, you snore first ♫
♫ Jack of all trades, bullets and fistsWho’s the first to hang in limbo? ♫
♫ What’s the prescription for those black framed glasses? ♫
♫ Hero spies don’t wear western clothes ♫
♫ My movements aren’t unclear, I’m ambushed from all sidesWho needs messenger pigeons? ♫
♫ Don’t call going outdoors practice fighting ♫
♫ If you dare to bet, dare to lose ♫
♫ There are no family backgrounds, no classics,no one mentions the Realm when they talk ♫m
♫ Don’t look like an ancient artifact ♫
♫ You don’t understand the human connection ♫
♫ Kiss seriously, keep a cool posture, don’t accidentally hit a tree ♫
♫ A great hero doesn’t befuddle things ♫
♫ One strike, and he’ll confuse you ♫
♫ I’m warning you, don’t let down your guard, no need to ask about my origins ♫
♫ Insignificant one, don’t resist, one punch, and I’ll make you become dizzy ♫
♫ I'll overthrow your Eight Diagrams, I’ll steal back your Night Pearl ♫
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Great hero. I’m only a great hero ♫
The Crossing Hero~Episode 11~
Still haven't heard anything about Grandpa Wan.
What should I do?
He is my benefactor.
He is my family.
I can't find him.
Could it be that he is...
Xu Fei, our group sincerely wants to collaborate with you.
How come that internationally most wanted thief
has the same button?
Can it be a figure like David
is also part of that group?
Stop!
These two people can actually dodge my bullets.
The item is in my hands now.
I have something else to tell you.
Soon I'm going to have more help.
Master, I am going to practice target shooting.
How long have you been practicing?
Here.
When you practice, keep the item close.
And then clearly evaluate your target.
How long do I have to practice?
To practice martial art takes time. You'll need to work hard.
I'm confident that if I persevere and work hard, I can definitely do it.
Master, coffee for you.
What about me?
Get some for yourself in the fridge.
Master, what are you doing?
Officer Wu asked me to go the the police station.
The police station? Why?
You're being too nosy.
Ge, here's some tea.
Hong Ge... He's still thinking about that girl?
That's right. He didn't sleep at all last night.
Little Maid.
Today is Sunday so you don't need to work. Why don't you take Master Xu out shopping?
That's a good idea.
I will go with you, too.
Hopefully we can help Xiao Tian think about something else.
Then I will go change!
Let me tell you beforehand.
If you are taking them outside, then would you take them to the tv studio.
Of course not! I have very important tasks to take care of.
No matter what kind of important tasks you have, I won't let you get what you want.
So, remember, you are my little maid now.
If you are going to take them out, then listen to me.
Do you understand me?
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Brothers, where do you two want to go?
We could go to the zoo. How about the botanical garden?
Or how about a movie?
All the places you just mentioned… What are they for?
Also...
What is "watching a movie?"
Oh... Watching a movie?
Watching a movie is...
The screen is much bigger than the one on a television.
And there are people acting!
I guess you mean it's a bigger TV.
Yeah, what you said is also correct.
Then at the zoo, we can see many different animals.
As to the botanical garden, obviously we will see plants.
Miss, you probably don't know,
what you've just mentioned, we have them all in the palace.
Ah! How about I take you to the muesum?
Perhaps there are some items from the Ming dynasty.
A museum?
Then you lead the way, Miss.
Come with me.
Brother Xu, have you not dated any girls before?
Xiao Tian and I have practiced martial arts since we were little.
We never got close to any women.
It looks like Master Xu is deep in love this time.
Miss, what do you mean?
This phrase's meaning is when you love someone too deeply,
you become trapped. You see what I mean?
Xiao Tian,
why don't you have a chat with me?
You said you only met that woman once.
You don't know her personality or even her character.
Why is it that you can't forget about her?
Seeing you, a person who has practiced self-control for so many years, no longer what you used to be,
I really feel worried about you.
It is not too late to stop now, alright?
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
Xu Xiao Tian, do you see what you look like now?
Peng Ge, don't be mad!
How about I take Xu Ge to watch a movie?
The beautiful girls in the movies will make him happier.
Miss Xian Ting,
can I borrow the device that conveys voice from a distance?
For what?
I heard from Zhuo You Zhou that
he and Xiao Dong went to a nightclub and met that hot girl.
I want to ask him to take me there.
Xu Xiao Tian, let me tell you.
If you keep doing this, I'll have to stop you.
Ge, stop meddling in my business! Don't worry about me.
You!
Are you crazy?
I'm not crazy!
I don't want to either,
but my head can't stop thinking about her.
When my eyes are open, I see her. When they're closed, I see her.
I want to prove that she dislikes me,
so then I can give up.
Look at how useless you are!
Hong Ge, don't be mad.
Perhaps we should call Xiao Dong.
Call? For what?
Here.
I don't know how to dial!
I will help you then!
I apologize for making you make another trip.
No problem, since the sheriff wants to know more about the incident,
I'm more than happy to come.
We are expanding our investigation effort.
Now we just know that the jewelry thief
- has been confirmed to be David.- David?
This thief seems to be particularly interested in sphere-shaped objects.
Last year he also stole items at the pearl exhibition in France.
- No problem, you answer the call first.- Excuse me.
Chase-Chase-Chase
Hello?
What? You want to go to the nightclub? For what?
Okay, I'll send you the address.
Officer Wu. There is something rather strange.
Why did all the police force get stuck on that day?
That's right. Isn't that too much of a coincidence?
And the tow truck also came extremely slowly.
Speaking of this makes me angry.
Even after asking Ke Shang to come, he wasn't of much help.
Officer Wu knew very well there was nothing Ke Shang could do to help.
Then why did he ask Ke Shang to leave the exhibition hall?
He even asked Ke Shang to be in charge.
If only I could read Officer Wu's mind...
I still worry about your detective office.
Recently we had some people who made reports to the police, yet later withdrew.
Of course, there were many reasons behind these.
Some of them worried that the police's interference might make the matter worse.
If your detective office has no new clients these days,
I can give you some materials and you can contact those people yourself.
Perhaps some of them might need your help.
Of course, normally this is not allowed.
But since we're friends and old colleagues,
this is no problem as long as you don't tell anyone.
You left the police force and set up your own business, so of course I would like to support you.
How could I suspect someone who is so supportive of me?
If you're free tonight, we should have dinner together.
Okay! Ke Shang!
Dinner tonight?
Okay!
Thanks to Officer Wu, I only got a warning this time.
What are we eating tonight? I'll treat!
You're treating?
Wait until you earn money first. Until then, I'll treat.
Fine.
♫ The knife turned me back once again ♫
♫ Slapped in the face, thrown from this place ♫
♫Over energized, but under exercized ♫
♫ Leaves me confident, confident, but blowing and showing ♫
♫ I will kick you off the floor ♫
So? Do you see her?
Sir, your tequila.
Hey!
Is the drink good?
Of course it's good! Hurry up and eat.
Give me five bowls!
Xu Ge, you'll get drunk!
Drunk is good.
I forget her when I'm drunk.
Peng Ge, talk to him.
Xiao Tian,
listen to me.
Big Bro, don't try to persuade me.
Hey, Ge!
This drink isn't bad! Try some!
This is good stuff! Good stuff!
Xiao Er!(Xiao Er: archaic term for "waiter")
He is calling you!
Give us ten more!
Ah!? Ten shots?
Do you not understand what I'm saying?
Yes, of course, immediately.
Alright, come on, Big Brother.
You too surely can drink.
It's only liquor. No big deal.
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♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Muggles don’t practice the horse stance ♫
♫ When we meditate, you snore first ♫
That is the Qigong of the Eagle School in the Palace.
I will go, too!
♫ Hero spies don’t wear western clothes ♫
♫ My movements aren’t unclear, I’m ambushed from all sidesWho needs messenger pigeons? ♫
♫ Don’t call going outdoors practice fighting ♫
♫ If you dare to bet, dare to lose ♫
♫ There are no family backgrounds, no classics,no one mentions the Realm when they talk ♫
♫ Don’t look like an ancient artifact ♫
♫ You don’t understand the human connection ♫
♫ Kiss seriously, keep a cool posture,don’t accidentally hit a tree ♫
♫ A great hero doesn’t befuddle things ♫
♫ One strike, and he’ll confuse you ♫
♫ I’m warning you, don’t let down your guard, no need to ask about my origins ♫
♫ Insignificant one, don’t resist, one punch, and I’ll make you become dizzy ♫
♫ I'll overthrow your Eight DiagramsI’ll steal back your Night Pearl ♫
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
“The Tao that can be spoken is not the eternal Tao."(quotation from Chinese philosopher Laozi's "Dao Te Ching )
You don't know and I don't know, either.
The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The nameless is the origin of Heaven and Earth.
The named is the mother of myriad things.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Xiao Tian.
The liquor at this place is particularly sweet and tasty.
I just went through a whole set of martial arts routine.
The energy in my heart is flowing freely and smoothly.
It makes me so happy!
Xiao Tian, you should listen to me.
After tonight, you will stop thinking about that girl.
I can't even see her.
No matter how much I think about her, it is in vain.
If you two don't meet, that's good.
Seeing a grown man cry like this,
you should be ashamed of yourself!
Let's go drink some more!
Let's go!
Gentlemen.
You're the jewel thief!
- Watch this!- Stop, please!
I am a good person!
You are a good person?
You filthy person! You say you're a good person?
Do you take us for idiots?
Ge, my name is David.
Except for stealing jewels, I have no other bad habits.
Who is your brother? Don't talk to me like that.
Since there has never issues between us, why don't we be friends?
No issues?
Several times you used fire bullets, trying to kill us,
and you say there is no issue between us?
Of course, I had to fight back at that time.
You are such martial art masters, I didn't even hurt you a bit, did I?
It's true that I did steal jewels from the exhibition.
But I really am not a bad person.
A morally right person would never do any underhanded things.
Do you really think you're a gentleman?
I stole the jewels in front of everyone in broad daylight.
Of course, I'm not hiding anything.
May I know your name?
Xu Xiao Tian.
Your brother there didn't tell me what his name is.
Tell me.
Uh... Peng?
Big Brother Peng.
Hello, Big Brother Peng.
Big Brother Xu, how come you drank so much?
I will tell you.
I won't tell you!
We have no relationship.
Then... Do you come here often?
I guess you could say that.
Then that...
In the jewelry exhibition,
there was a long-hair lady who chased after you,
the one who was firing bullets.
Do you remember?
I know her!
You know her?
Big Brother Xu, do you want to know her?
Xiao Tian, come here! You come here!
I've been telling you, but why do you still insist on this infatuation?
Do you want to make me angry?
Big Brother, I… I don't.
- You don't?- Brother Xu.
Have you fallen in love with that beautiful girl?
- Then I will help you find her.- Definitely not!
Xiao Tian, you can't be mesmerized by this evil woman this way.
Have you forgotten?
We still have the big responsibility that was given to us.
I didn't forget.
I just want to know her name.
But once you know her name, you'll want more.
Obviously you are going to ignore the big responsibility that we two carry.
Big Bro, I'm really not.
Xiao Tian, I won't let you
continue vying for that girl.
Furthermore, I won't let you
have any dealing with this dubious criminal!
I am just a thief. A bad person I am not.
Why don't we be friends?
- No way!- Sure.
Just now I heard that you have some kind of important mission.
You two have seen what kind of work I do.
You saw me steal the jewels
and escape in front of everyone.
Therefore, if there's anything you need, I can help you.
Let me ask you,
why would you want to help us?
You two are such martial arts masters.
- We can help each other - Do you take me for an idiot?
I think you just want us to do the stealing with you!
Not true. I really admire you two.
I want to be your friend.
Be our friend?
Then where is the jewel you stole?
I gave it all to my boss.
Boss?
Robbers have bosses?
Of course. We are an international business.
There are many departments in our company.
Strictly speaking, I'm a dutiful employee.
Being dutiful is a good thing.
So about the important mission you just mentioned,
if there's anything you need help with, don't hesitate to contact me.
Also, Peng Ge said it right.
I'm a thief whose identity has to remain a secret.
I ask you two not to reveal my identity.
Then why don't you help me find that "hot girl?"
Then I won't say anything.
Of course! Put this on me.
Xiao Tian!
Chase-Chase-Chase!
Why'd you come?
You brought those two here? I can't evaluate the situation? Where are those two?
Inside! Those two grown men were in the bathroom for so long. What are they up to?
Going to the bathroom? Doing number two, of course.
So it has to be lips touching lips?
But it didn't work last time. Was it because the kiss wasn't long enough?
Peng Ge!
Xiao Dong?
Xian Ting said you two were in the bathroom for a while. There isn't a problem, is there?
- Dong Ge... - Oh whoa, wait, wait, wait.
That's an issue for us brothers to discuss.
What's up? Is this fun?
The liquor at this place is excellent. However, such a decadent place is not where one should linger.
Oh, isn't that right?
How about you? Have you found your goddess?
What?
Right. Big Bro...
We didn't find her.
Is that right?
Even though Brother Peng said this is not a place one should linger,
I guess in order to find your goddess, you'll come back again.
Yeah, that's right. Then Big Bro, next time we can come.
Xiao Dong, let's go.
After you.
Listen. This place is great.
It's great, isn't it?
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Are you okay?
Are you still thinking of that woman?
I don't want to think about her, but my brain still thinks about her.
Is Brother Peng still mad at you?
He slapped me.
He hit you?
My Big Bro scolded me
and said I abandoned the important mission of catching Bandit Hong and finding the Luminous Night Pearl.
I didn't forget!
I think you should stop looking for this Luminous Night Pearl. You should just live here!
Find yourself a woman and you can happily pass the time. Wouldn't that be nice?
That will never do.
I still need to go back to give my report to our chief officer.
Do you know how to get back?
That's right. How are we going to go back?
I don't even know how we got here.
Peng Ge, there's something that I need your help with.
Miss Xian Ting, what issue do you have that I can help you with?
I wonder if you have a drug that can make someone feel exhausted or fatigued?
Miss Xian Ting, what do you want this kind of drug for?
Of course, it's for dealing with Hong Xiao—
Let's go.
Peng Ge, please don't tell him!
I'm doing this to help you.
I want to find out how he can turn into Hong Xi Dong.
If that's the case… Miss Xian Ting, there is something you don't know.
Xiao Tian and I once used something called bewitching paste.
However, the paste produced a lot of smoke, which triggered some kind of device.
From what Xiao Dong told me, the device is called a smoke detector.
Then is there anything without smoke?
In my bag, there is still some muscle weakening powder.
This drug has no taste and no smell.
After taking it, one will lose strength completely and fall into a deep sleep.
However, I think if Miss Xian Ting would like to question Xiao Dong,
this may not help you.
Losing strength of all limbs and feeling weak?
It seems very useful!
Peng Ge, can you give me a little?
Peng Ge, don't worry!
I just want to clarify some things.
Why Hong Xiao Dong became Hong Xi Dong?
I won't do anything bad to Xiao Dong.
Miss Xian Ting, one cannot speak after taking the muscle weakening powder.
I wonder how would Miss Xian Ting question Xi Dong, then?
I can go to his room
and see if there are any secrets we don't know about!
Okay. Then when you get back, come and find me.
Peng Ge!
No life will be harmed, right?
Don't worry. When used in small quantities, it will last for half a "shi-chen."
Half a "shi-chen?"
That means an hour! That's definitely enough!
Oh, by the way, when you know the answer please tell me as soon as possible.
My young brother, Xiao Tian, got bewitched by that evil woman and lost his judgement.
I need to bring him back to reason,
before he does anything ridiculous.
Of course. Let's each act according to our plans.
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Master, would you like a late-night snack?
What are you doing?
You don't have to follow me like this.
If I don't follow you, how do I give you service?
Let me tell you, don't think I don't know what you're up to.
There won't be a next time.
Stay away from me. This is an order.
What if Xu Ge doesn't find that woman.
Then won't he just give up?
I think he is head over heels about her.
Go and feed the fish.
What's happening?
Zhang… Xian… Ting!
Hong Xiao Dong!
Hong Xiao Dong! How did you faint?
Hong. Xiao. Dong!
Xiao Dong!
Nothing?
That's weird.
Still nothing.
Is it because he is unconscious so I can't sense anything?
What are you doing? If you like me, you have to line up!
Is your head empty?
How can it be empty? I have a lot of girls living in my head!
You're just going to leave? You don't like me?
Men and women should keep a proper distance.(a Chinese proverb)
I don't understand.
Why exactly?
Last time it worked.
It's probably that I didn't kiss for a long enough time.
Still no?
Xiao Tian.
Xiao Tian! Are you asleep?
I know you're not asleep. Listen to your older brother.
We've just got here and we've not made any progress with our mission.
How could you get distracted by something else?
Big brother, even though in my heart I like someone,
that has nothing to do with our mission at all.
You think it has nothing to do with it?
Look at how unfocused and distracted you are. How are you going to catch Hong Xi Dong?
If I say there's no problem, then there's no problem.
What are you talking about? Do you not listen to your older brother any more?
Then Da Ge, listen to me speak.
I know who I like, what I need to accomplish.
Those are completely different things!
You...
Now you're openly disobeying me?
Xu Xiao Tian, let me tell you...
If you continue to be so stubborn, then I'll no longer be your brother!
What happened just now? Did I lose my memory again?
But, I don't have a headache this time.
Could it be… I was drugged?
Zhang Xian Ting!!!
Hong Xiao Dong!
Why are you passed out?
Hong Xiao, Hong Xiao Dong!
That's odd...
How come I sense nothing?
Xu Ge, are you in love with that woman?
Yes.
I can help you find her.
We'll keep in touch.
Yeah.
The Tao that can be spoken is not the eternal Tao. You don't know, and neither do I...
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♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait, I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you "Loving you" ♫
♫ Love you, love you♫
♫ Every one of your glances makes me feel nervous ♫
♫ Yet I still pretend to smile, mess around, and chat with friends ♫
♫ I’m afraid other people will notice ♫
♫ Oh, I like you ♫
♫ You make me so crazy I lose sleep every day♫
♫ I really want to hear you say sweet words as I fall asleep ♫
♫ Aiyo, I’ve been infected with the Love Influenza ♫
♫ Love Influenza ♫
♫ I just love like this, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I really can’t wait, I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you "Loving you" ♫
♫ Love you, love you! ♫