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♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Muggles don’t practice the horse stance ♫
♫ When we meditate, you snore first ♫
♫ Jack of all trades, bullets and fists Who’s the first to hang in limbo? ♫
♫ What’s the prescription for those black framed glasses? ♫
♫ Hero spies don’t wear western clothes ♫
♫ My movements aren’t unclear, I’m ambushed from all sidesWho needs messenger pigeons? ♫
♫ Don’t call going outdoors practice fighting ♫
♫ If you dare to bet, dare to lose ♫
♫ There are no family backgrounds, no classics, no one mentions the Realm when they talk ♫
♫ Don’t look like an ancient artifact ♫
♫ You don’t understand the human connection ♫
♫ Kiss seriously, keep a cool posture, don’t accidentally hit a tree ♫
♫ A great hero doesn’t befuddle things ♫
♫ One strike, and he’ll confuse you ♫
♫ I’m warning you, don’t let down your guard, no need to ask about my origins ♫
♫ Insignificant one, don’t resist, one punch, and I’ll make you become dizzy ♫
♫ I'll overthrow your Eight Diagrams, I’ll steal back your Night Pearl. ♫
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
Crossing Hero~Episode 4
Then, I'll tell you the truth. Actually, the reason I agreed to be your assistant was because—
Okay. I know, you're still young. Don't be so hard on yourself.
When people interact with one another,
sometimes there are some misunderstandings,
emotional misunderstandings, like with love and stuff.
No, I'm very clear, my feelings to you—
Okay, Mo Han,
you are still young, don't confuse yourself.
You should just get dressed up and go out and date.
Look how nice the world is outside.
Don't hang in this ratty place.
But my dream is to
fight crime with you!
Fight crime! But Mo Han,
our detective agency is only investigating extra-marital affairs cases, not actual serious crimes.
Mo Han,
be good, okay?
Let me try on another.
Is it tasty?
It is tasty.
Here I come, here I come.
I'm coming.
Go away!
You can't catch me. You can't catch me.
I hate you.
How dare you be so direspectful to me!
Xu Ge!
Pinky promise.
I was just concerned whether the food is to your liking, yet I was maligned as a thief.
Atrocious.
Mo Han, help me look after these two brothers.
Will do!
Miss Mo?
Miss Mo, may I dare to ask you one thing?
Does Miss Mo have—towards that Thief Hong...
Master Hong, any special feelings?
It is so obvious?
Extremely obvious.
Too bad.
Miss Mo, you seem intelligent and bright, but why
would you fall for someone who does not love you?
Xiao Dong Ge does not love me?
Never mind. I'll slowly make him fall in love with me.
I have special powers! I have special powers!
Hello! I am the pick-up-girls super hero.
I have special powers. My special power is
mind reading!
Big Brother, are you okay?
- Zuo You Shou. - Yes!
I have an important matter to announce.
Big Brother, you are doing it again. Are you really alright?
Do you believe that humans come to this world with important missions?
I believe.
- Then are you willing to accomplish this important mission with me? - What mission?
- Pay attention! - Yes, Sir!
I have a very important mission that I need you to complete with me.
If I am Batman, then you are Robin.
If I am Sponge Bob then you are Patrick.
If I am Finn, then you are Jake. (Reference to Adventure Time)
Whoa, awesome! But Ah Bao, I don't understand what you just said.
I don't fully understand it myself.
It's just that my special power is really, really impressive.
As Spiderman's uncle, Uncle Ben said,
the bigger the powers, the heavier the responsibilities.
- What responsibilities? I don't comprehend. - This responsibility is...
I must save the hearts of thousands of females in this world.
- You know what day is today? - Today is Monday!
No! It's Wednesday!
- Ladies' Night! Yeah!- Ladies' Night! Yeah!
Are you okay? Here, drink some water.
Much better.
I was afraid I would throw up inside the shop,
and offend the shop owner.
That's why I came out here to vomit.
If you can't stand it, stop forcing yourself.
It's okay. Wang Ge, I can still do it.
Let us continue. Why don't you take some background shots? I'll be there shortly.
Zhang Xian Ting, you can do it.
Go look for Hong Xiao Dong right after work.
That is too amazing!
Is this the Wind Lightning Palm technique?
That is correct. Just now, I was afraid that my Palm Wind would hurt Miss Mo,
hence, I just used 10% strength.
Then, what about the Praying Mantis technique?
Praying Mantis technique?
Look properly.
This brother, it is okay to practice your martial arts.
But do not break our detective agency's property, all right?
Xiao Dong Ge! Where are you going?
I am going with Zuo You Shou to a place where little ones cannot go.
Where is that?
Then do you promise Xiao Dong Ge
- that you'll properly look after the detective agency and these two brethren? - Of course.
Xiao Dong Ge's matter is Mo Han's matter.
Do you also promise Xiao Dong Ge to not let Zhang Xian Ting enter our detective agency?
Why not?
Little ones should not ask too many questions.
Here, are you willing to pinky promise Xiao Dong Ge?
Big Brother, I have determined that although he is not Hong Xi Dong,
he is definitely a conman who cheats innocent young ladies.
Agreed.
My fellow brethren, we are living under the same roof, can't you both relax a little?
Can't we be friends?
Be what? Fen (grave)?
You are pure evil.
You would go as far as to kill my partner then force him out of his grave.
That is Westerners' language, English.
"Be a friend" means making your acquaintance. Don't be so serious, alright?
Oh, it's Westerner's language.
We have to be serious,
because the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl is impacting our Emperor's fate,
and you must be related to the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl,
or Hong Xi Dong.
Furthermore, as the Imperial Guards,
how can I be friends with an acquaintance like you?
I understand. You're helping your king find the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl, because it is your destiny, right?
Exactly.
Then, I will tell you both a secret.
You should know that your search for this Night Pearl
and its impact on the Emperor's destiny, cannot be told to anyone else.
And I know that in Seaside City,
only women are the ones who easily spread the news.
That's right. On this earth, only women and children are the most difficult to raise.
Da Ge, well said.
Of course, our Mo Han is the exception. She is dependable.
But if a strange woman keeps asking you various questions,
and even uses the video camera to take various footages, you must be on your guard.
Video camera?
How do I explain? It is a black thing with round thing in front...
You'll know when you see it.
I think I know. This video camera you mentioned,
is it the one Miss Zhang talked about last time? The one that captures portraits with movements?
That's right, that's right. Last time, Zhang Xian Ting was taking pictures with the photo camera.
This time, she might come with more advanced technology.
Moving portraits will not capture our souls. Are you trying to trick me?
You are so clever.
I was wondering how to explain simply, the difference between video cameras and photo cameras,
but you already knew. Most importantly,
Miss Zhang Xian Ting will be asking you many questions. Remember to be on your guard.
Thank you, Mister, for cautioning us.
You're welcome. I am leaving now.
This is great. I can go out and enjoy myself now.
Even if that Zhang Xian Ting managed to sneak in, she can't do anything with the terracotta warriors.
Zhang Xian Ting, trying to play games with me?
MUSE Night Club
♫ Yeah, ah, baby ♫
♫ Here we go, Showtime!♫
Hi! Hi! Hi!
Hi!
Yo, man!
Jimmy!
- Hello, hello, hi. - Hey, hey!
- Hello!- Hi!
Hi! Long time, no see!
- Why didn't you come for so long? - Ay, I've been busy.
♫ Not enough self-confidence, afraid of losing sense of dominance so I stick my hands in my pockets ♫
Yo, teammate!
- Whiskey!- Okay.
♫ ♫
♫ Shamelessly pull others for a photo, only afraid of missing the shot ♫
Hey, sorry sorry. Let me help you up, I'm sorry.
Here, be careful.
Thank you.
Were you waiting for this person?
On Wednesday, come to Muse. I'll wait for you.
Why do you have this? Do you know where she is?
How did this happen?
She's not the girl you thought she was.
What are you saying? How come you have this thing?
Look, this is recent news.
How can this be?
W-Where is she right now? Can you tell me?This is such a coincidence!
Brother.
If you want to see her, she's in jail, Cell 8.
Jail?
I'm leaving now.
Hello, Miss. You're pretty!
I have money. Give everything to me.
I have sports cars. They are being serviced in Italy. I'm not sure when they'll be ready.
You're boring!
Boring? Am I that boring? Hmph!
Big brother, where did you go just now?
I was doing a good deed.
A good deed?
There are old ladies here who need help crossing the street?
How rude!
No, I have no manners! I have no manners!
Let me tell you. I, Your brother, will perform magic here today.
- Do you see all these young ladies? - I do.
Whomever's phone numbers I want, I will be able to get them!
I bet one month's salary. Do you believe me?
I don't believe! Moreover, you still owe me two month's salary.
What did you say?
What I mean is... I'll bet, bet, bet.
Brother, it's been weird lately. It would be good just to let her be happy.
Xiao Dong! Why did you change into these clothes?
This, you don't understand. Was she the one who rejected you?
Yes.
Let's go.
Brother! Wait for me!
Hi, student! Are you alone?
Yes.
Hello.
- I will tell you a secret. - What secret?
Do you believe that there is such a thing as time traveling in this world?
- No. - You don't believe it? Me, too!
Just kidding! There is such a thing as time traveling in this world.
Really?
Look! There's two terracotta warriors at my house. See?
It really is the terracotta warriors!
There's aliens!
Right? Give me five!
Yeah!
There was a great man that once said, "Even if you don't have intellect, you should have common sense."
If you don't have common sense, then you must learn how to watch TV.
In this generation, the quickest way of learning is... Ta-da! To watch TV.
Okay? This is a remote control.
Look.
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Extraordinary powers!
Miss Mo, I never thought you would have great extraordinary powers.
It's not superpower. It's a remote control.
- Ah? - Do you want to try it out?
Press this.
Facing that way.
This object is quite extraordinary.
Brother! You try it.
Miss Mo, what is this?
This is a battery.
Without batteries, the remote control cannot be used.
Battery?
Just like the cellphone that allows people to talk when they are far apart, you can't use it if there's no power.
It can't really be said that way.
Back home in Ming, we don't need these weird things.
As long as you learn martial arts,
you can do anything.
Hey, just like that!
Hey! Don't you guys lock the doors?
The detective office door has never been locked.
Wicked lady!
What wicked lady?
Oh, this is a spider costume.
You are a spider?
It's the spider in the Sun Wu Kong.
Ah? Sun Wu Kong? (Sun Wu Kong is a monkey character born from a rock with super powers in a Chinese story: Journey to the West.)
They're both from the Yan Era, so Journey to the West probably didn't come out yet. (Sun Wu Kong is a monkey character born from a rock with super powers in a Chinese story: Journey to the West.)
Journey to the West?
Miss Mo, what does that mean?
About Journey to the West, it's talking about Tang San Zeng (a Buddhist monk) bringing
Sun Wu Kong (Monkey King) on a journey to the west.
The story was written by Wu Chen En, from the Ming Dynasty.
It is still being read till this day. I have the book. I will bring it later and show it to you.
Xiao Dong said not to let Xian Ting come in here.
That damn Hong Xiao Dong.
I shouldn't have told you that...
Did he say why?
I don't know. I think it's weird, too.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I brought troubles yesterday so today I bought some food for you to eat.
Why are you so nice? Thank you, Sister.
Why is it all fast food?
I rushed after work so I didn't have time to change clothes,
so all I could buy was fast food.
You worked hard.
But why are you dressed like that?
I'm a reporter.
May I ask, Reporter, what special skill you have?
Reporters are people who interview others and expose the truth to the public.
Oh.
Xiao Tian, this woman
- is probably Hong Xi Dong's spy. - Do you want to eat this?
We both have to be careful.
Brother,
that 'reporter' that she speaks of is probably a geisha, right?
What are you guys saying?
Nothing. I just miss home.
Right, we miss our home.
Big Brothers, do you guys have any idea how you came from the Ming dynasty to Seaside City?
We're not sure.
We don't know.
Then may I ask, when you were at the palace what did you do?
We were the palace's—
Xiao Tian, if you say any more, you'll blow our cover.
We cannot say.
That's weird. They're both usually very talkative.
Mo Han, where's Xiao Dong Ge?
I don't know. He said he went with You Shou Ge to a place not suitable for women.
Let me ask you. Is there such a thing as temporary amnesia?
No.
Why is this tea so bitter?
That's coffee.
Coffee?
What-what coffee?
Let me teach you guys. Put it down.
Let me tell you. This is milk. This is sugar.
You open both of them. Then you pour the milk
into the coffee.
I didn't come here to see Ming dynasty people learn how to eat modern food.
Hong Xiao Dong. I'm going to wait until you come home!
Bye bye.
Keep in touch.
Bye.
Dong Ge, what you said was nonsense and she still believed you?
Magic.
Hey, where are you going?
Hey, wait for me.
Hi.
Hello.
Do you want to make a bet?
Okay, bet what?
Do you believe that after I shake your hand, I will know what you want to drink?
If I win, you pay for my drink. If I lose, I'll pay for your drink.
Okay.
- So straightforward. - You're so easy going.
Wait a moment! We are not in the capital. We must be careful with everything. Let me test it for poisons.
Right, right, right.
No poison.
I am Zhang Xian Ting. I am currently at the place where the two imperial guards are staying.
What are you doing? Taking our portraits?
What portraits?
Hand me the portraits. Give it up.
There is no portrait.
Xian Ting jie! Xiao Dong Ge had instructed us not to let you video Peng Ge nor Xu Ge.
Please delete them.
If you are still not giving it up,
then don't blame me for my actions.
I have deleted them.
That meant she had destroyed the portraits.
Have you really destroyed them?
I still have the memory card.
Why don't you check it?
Then please excuse my behavior.
This is not important. Return it to me! Return! Return...
Here you go.
My brother is wise and brilliant.
He's more talented compared to an average person. You're trying to examine us?
You're incompetent.
Xu Ge, why are you holding the water container from the dehumidifier in your hands?
Your coffee earlier was too sweet. Luckily there is water here, so I took a few sips.
I can't believe the water in your Hai Bin City is so sweet and so thirst quenching.
Big Brother, you try some.
No, no, you can't drink this water from the dehumidifier!
- Why not? - What -fier?
Dehumidifier!
We can't drink from the dehumidifier?
Dehumidifier is... When the air is too humid,
- we will use this machine to make the air drier, more comfortable. - Right, right, right.
Air?
This thing that we are breathing in right now is air. O2.
You mean a very strange rabbit? (rabbit in Chinese sounds like two in English)
Rabbits are not drinking. We are drinking water.
I think I understood. Miss Mo Han just said
that the water Xiao Tian just drank was extracted from the air and it is waste water!
Thank goodness I did not drink.
Xu Ge, you only took a few sips. It is okay.
Let me introduce some of this stuff to you.
This is a coffee machine. The water inside is potable.
This is a juicer. The water inside is drinkable.
This is a fish tank. The water inside—
This, I know. The water inside is not drinkable.
Right, right, right. Not drinkable. This machine is...
Big Brother, hard to imagine how transparent this tank is.
We can see the fishes swimming in the water.
This Hai Bin City is truly too...
Too miraculous! How did you know? Tell me, please!
I just knew.
♫ Whoa, whoa, yeah, whoa, whoa ♫
♫ Last night we were so crazy, feeling amazing, again and again ♫
Quick, tell me. How did you know?
Not only do I know what you like to drink, I also know that your cute appearance is hiding a lot of burden and pain.
It is tough for you.
I am feeling really tired. How could you understand me so completely?
It's okay. Ge Ge lent you a shoulder to cry on.
She fell for this?
Xiao Mei, what's wrong?
Let me tell you. He is amazing. He just needs to hold my hand and he is able to know what happened in my past.
Huh?
How are you? I am Xiao Dong.
How are you? I am Da Ling.
Da Ling, stop fooling yourself. Your boss is exploiting you!
Before you started working, did your boss make you pay an internship fee, still hasn't paid you, and has taken advantage of you?
Believe in your own instincts. Leave that company!
- How did you know? - I just know.
Trust your sixth sense. Leave them.
- I tell you. You need to protect yourselves, okay? - Okay!
Right. Just as my Big Brother had said, just trust your sixth sense and protect yourselves, alright?
We will, we will. You are really amazing!
The watermelons here are too big.
Fairy! (Tian Er is a folklore fairy)
Fairy, if I had offended you, please forgive me.
I didn't think you were so learned and capable, knowing everything.
You must be the Fairy of Hai Bin City.
Haven't I told you that Xian Ting Jie is great? There are a lot of people who see her as an idol.
Fairy, please accept a bow from Xiao Tian.
No, no, Hero Tian, don't be like this. Please get up.
I am not some fairy. I am just a unique reporter.
That's good. That's good.
Xiao Tian Ge, come. Please come sit down.
Please sit. There are a few questions that I need to ask both of you two heroes.
Which is that—
Wei, Hero Peng! That costs a few thousand dollars!
Fairy, why didn't you dress like this?
Beautiful!
It is extremely beautiful.
Let us go chase, chase, chase!
Fairy, now you are in my mind just like that
idol, as Miss Mo Han said. You are my idol.
Idol, please accept my one request.
Are you willing to let me go "chase, chase, chase" with you?
I am now off work. Another day perhaps.
Idol, idol.
Xian Ting Jie!
Can you help me with one matter?
What is it?
If I help, doesn't it make it harder for me to prove that these imperial guards aren't people from our time?
You don't want to help me?
Those two heroes who time traveled from the Ming dynasty, have to get used to modern living,
otherwise they will be looked upon as clowns or weirdos.
Xian Tin Jie, please help me.
I say, I say, I say! Big Brother, you are awesome!
I am going to the gents.
Okay, I'll go with you.
Brother, you were unbelievable today. Can you give me a few of the phone numbers?
Let's talk after our toilet break.
Need my help?
Help? Nonsense!
Wait for me. I'm coming with you to the washroom, too.
Xu Fei, please come this way.
Please have a seat.
This is the deposit. Our corporation is very interested in working with you.
Where is Wan Suo Jiang? I haven't seen him since the last time you guys collaborated with him.
As long as there's us around, then Suo Jiang will naturally come.
Who can make him stay?
Your conditions, I refuse. I prefer working alone.
I have never worked with others.
Big Brother, don't be mean. Give me the phone numbers.
I tell you, don't force us. Think about it. For someone like you
to disappear from this world, I doubt anyone will miss you.
Let me go. Let me go!
Eh, student! Why are you touching my girlfriend?
You are?
I am her boyfriend.
You look very familiar.
Have I seen you before?
We'll meet again.
Wait, wait, haven't I seen you before?
Why did you leave just like that, huh?
This is for you. Cheers!
My name is Xiao Dong.
M name is Zuo You Shou. How are you today?
How are you?
Your Chinese is great!
Oh, very good! Miss, need my help?
I need your help. Zuo You Shou, could you go and guard from the sides? Just don't stand here.
Okay, Big Brother!
Good bye!
Pardon me. May I ask, why were those black-clothed men bothering you?
They think I have excellent skills.
They especially asked me to come and interview for a job.
Excell-excellent skills?
Right. Do you want to take a look for yourself?
No, no, no.No such thing. I am a gentleman. Don't misunderstand.
Your smile is so alluring.
But I believe that behind your cute smile, there probably is...
You think I'm tired and hardworking.
That I have a sad past, and you want me to rely on you, right?
You want to protect me, correct?
Y-y-yes!
Di Di, Jie Jie has met many people like you.
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Xiao Tian, ah...
I think the martial arts here in Hai Ping City are really strange.
Look! Like this! This way!
Big Brother, do you think I am doing this right?
Big Brother, it is already so late, but why am I still so energetic?
Yes, right.
After drinking that thing that Miss Mo called coffee,
I feel so refreshed.
Still want to twist.
That's right. Big Brother, you can twist even better than them.
Yes, I feel as if...
Their gongfu feels similar to our taichi.
Right. Here, we have to twist some more.
My two Ge.
Look at these.
You want us to wear your colorful clothes?
Absolutely not.
But you're both so highly skilled in martial arts. Always flying here or there.
Don't you feel hot wearing these costumes?
Why don't you change into these? They are very comfortable.
Yes, it is warm.
Just try it.
Big Brother, the material is soft.
Should be very comfortable
Don't you agree? Let me tell you,
after changing into these clothing, you can walk everywhere around Seaside City and no one will stare at you.
Big Brother,
should we?
Come on. Just try them on. How would you know if they are comfortable unless you try them?
Go try them. Go!
- Over there. - Thank you, Miss.
Just go.
What do you think? Are they comfortable?
They are good. They are good.
Wearing these clothes, it is 'recharging.' Efficient.
Look at my moves.
Am I right?
Henceforth,
much thanks to Miss Mo.
Don't thank me. Just thank Xian Ting Jie.
If it weren't for her, you would not have changed no matter what I said.
Thank you, thank you!
Much thanks to Miss Xian.
Okay!
Let's celebrate you two masters joining our Seaside City.
Joining?
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Come!
Uh?
This is...?
A very tasty wine.
Wine?
Alright. Many thanks to both Missies for your care.
Come, come.
Cheers!
What a good wine!
There is a feeling of being surrounded by an enchanting floral garden.
Here!
Come, come!
If you drink with a bosom friend, a thousand cups is not enough.
If you argue with a man, half a sentence is too much.
Let's drink, let's drink.
Big Brother, let me pour some more for you.
It is indeed sweet and refreshing.
You, you...
You will get drunk very easily if you drink like this.
Miss Mo, we brothers have great alcohol tolerance levels.
Don't worry.
Here, cheers!
Please drink up.
This is precious, top quality wine.
Good wine!
Hey, Big Brother.
Let's drink.
Xian Ting Jie, we...
This wine is really good.
Really good wine.
Be careful, be careful.
- What? - Be careful. Put it down, put it down.
Oh.
Miss Xian, what is this?
This is called..."Once started, must complete." (a Chinese idiom)
Huh?
You... You want to do what?
I want to cut your hair.
Never!
Our bodies, our hair, belong to our parents. Why would we want to hurt it? (a sign of filial piety in ancient China)
That's right.
We understand what you mean about body and hair belonging to our parents,
but times have changed. We can cut our hair now.
As long as we are filial, that is enough.
Right, right, right. My two Ge. You have changed into modern clothing and have drunk modern wine.
Why don't you also cut your hair?
After you've cut your hair, whatever drink you want, I will go buy them for you.
Good. Let's drink.
Nonsense!
Ladies, let's not talk about drinking.
Cutting our hair is like taking our lives.
Don't ever bring this up again.
If you don't cut your hair, and go out like this, you'll be photographed and be on the front page of the newspaper.
News, news... Reporting whom?
Th-this.
Have some.
Nah!
Hm?
Who is this person? So ugly.
Right.
If you don't cut your hair, your photographs will be printed right here.
Then everyone in Seaside City will see. How shameful.
Big Brother, please wait a moment. I need to use the latrine.
Xian Ting Jie, if we wait for them to sober up, they will definitely never agree to a hair cut.
Peng Ge, let's not worry about cutting hair or whatnot.
Let us continue drinking.
No, can't drink any more.
I will concoct a drink which in Seaside City, only the men can drink.
Let me try it.
Here.
Try it.
Our Seaside City men drink this drink in one shot.
Great drink!
This is what you call, Depth Charge.
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait, I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you "Loving you" ♫
♫ Every one of your glances makes me feel nervous ♫
♫ Yet I still pretend to smile, mess around, and chat with friends ♫
♫ I’m afraid other people will notice, oh, I like you ♫
♫ You make me so crazy I lose sleep every day ♫
♫ I really want to hear you say sweet words as I fall asleep ♫
♫ Aiyo, I’ve been infected with the Love Influenza ♫
♫ Love Influenza ♫
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait, I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you "Loving you" ♫