"The Great Hero," by Jiro Wang
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
♫ Muggles don’t practice the horse stance ♫
♫ When we meditate, you snore first ♫
♫ Jack of all trades, bullets and fists Who’s the first to hang in limbo? ♫
♫ What’s the prescription for those black framed glasses? ♫
♫ Hero spies don’t wear western clothes ♫
♫ My movements aren’t unclear, I’m ambushed from all sidesWho needs messenger pigeons? ♫
♫ Don’t call going outdoors practice fighting ♫
♫ If you dare to bet, dare to lose ♫
♫ There are no family backgrounds, no classics, no one mentions the Realm when they talk. ♫
♫ Don’t look like an ancient artifact ♫
♫ You don’t understand the human connection ♫
♫ Kiss seriously, keep a cool posture, don’t accidentally hit a tree. ♫
♫ A great hero doesn’t befuddle things ♫
♫ One strike, and he’ll confuse you ♫
♫ I’m warning you, don’t let down your guard No need to ask about my origins ♫
♫ Insignificant one, don’t resist One punch, and I’ll make you become dizzy. ♫
♫ I'll overthrow your Eight Diagrams, I’ll steal back your Night Pearl ♫
♫ Great hero, I’m only a great hero ♫
Crossing Hero~Episode 2~
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- Mo Han Ah. - What is it, Xiao Dong Ge?(Ge=older brother, not necessarily by blood)
That Director Yang... Have you found any evidence?
Xiao Dong Ge, are you very hungry today?
As you know, lately the investigative agency does not have many cases...
My money is almost all gone.
I know. That is why I bought that breakfast especially for you.
My breakfast is here.
Mo Han!
Na, here is your coffee.
Mo Han is the best!
I really like Xiao Dong Ge.
I want to be a courageous super hero!
What is it? Xiao Dong Ge, are you feeling unwell?
You want to be a super hero?
How did you know?
I- I-I don't know.
I was so silly when I was young, believing that super heroes are real.
But how did you know?
Hong Xiao Dong!
I am here.
Let us go. Chase, chase, chase!
I hate reporting news this way. I am a principled reporter.
I must work hard. I must be better than others.
I mustn't be thought of as a bimbo idol by others.
What are you doing? Do you want to be sued for sexual harassment?
Wait, Xian Ting Jie. Xiao Dong Ge is a little strange today.
You spouted nonsense. Did you take the wrong medication?
It's true. I can read her mind.
How?
Hong Xiao Dong!
Xiao Dong Ge!
Who is shouting outside?
Thief Hong!
Ah...
You.. You...
What are you doing?
Wait!
- Palace Guard Team Leader Peng Ze. - Xu Xiao Tian
We are catching an imperial felon now. You back up!
Did you watch too many ancient dramas, huh?
Quick, leave with us. Let's see where you dare to run off to this time.
Don't think that by changing your appearance we will not recognize you, HONG XI DONG!
Who is Hong Xi Dong? You, you—
Don't worry, Master. We will bring back the Nine Turns Night Pearl even if we must sacrifice our lives.
You are really Ming dynasty imperial guards?
Nonsense!
Quickly return the Luminous Night Pearl!
And you must know the way home. Quickly show us!
Return where? I live here!
Hong Xi Dong, you stole the Luminous Night Pearl, a national treasure. How dare you deny it!
- Stole a luminous pearl? - Xiao Tian, let's stop talking with him. Just take him back to face the Emperor.
Go, go, go.
What? Looking for the luminous pearl? Such a priceless pearl how could I have it on me? I kept it inside.
I will bring you inside to get it.
Come, come, let's go inside.
Quick, quick. Let's go. It's inside.
Let's go, let's go. It is in here?
Exactly! Come, come. It is inside.
- Where is it? Speak. - Right, right. Come with me. It's...
Here, here. I remember it's somewhere here. Let me search.
It's... Here?
It's not here. Could it be over there? Let's see. Aiya!
Must be getting old. I have forgotten where I put it. Well, maybe it's here.
Come here, come here. Don't simply touch anything. Be careful, you might get hurt.
Just remembered. It's over there. Let's look. Come over here.
Come over here.
Don't touch anything. Want to eat? Eat later. Quick, I'll tell you where it is. Here? No, not here.
Search carefully. Will find it in a bit.
Hong Xi Dong.
We've been fooled. Chase!
Quick, let's move!
Brother. Chase!
Hong Xi Dong! Hong Xi Dong!
Where is the car? I'm finished! Oh, no!
Big Brother, Big Brother, I was not late on purpose. I wore the wrong pants out and so had to go back to change. Eh?
Where are they?
How lucky!
Whose is this? Don't care.
Luckily Big Brother is not here.
They are just like the qing gong (a type of martial arts) in the wushu novels.
Hong Xiao Dong, how did you offend these two?
Ms. Chase-Chase-Chase, who permitted you to board our car?
They are good (in martial arts). Xiao Dong Ge, who is Hong Xi Dong?
Right. And what is the Luminous Pearl?
Why is he a rebel?
They said something about facing the Emperor.
What should we do? Where are we heading?
- Of course we have to go spy on Director Yang and his mistress. - How do we deal with those two behind us?
Just blame Hong Xiao Dong. Why did you go and offend them?
Alright, be quiet. We must first leave this place.
We're almost out of money. This case has a lot of money. We need to make it.
Right. This reward is high, but what do we do with those two people behind us?
They have stopped following us. Relax. If they are still following, leave it to me to handle.
- GO! - Okay!
Big Brother, their transportation is too fast. We can't keep up.
Let's use their kind of transportation.
Look!
Imperial Guards need to use your mount.
What imperial guards are you talking about?
Do you want your whole family killed?
You are insane!
You peasant! How dare you mock the Ming dynasty imperial guards!
I will kill you!
Catch him!
Big Brother, wait for me!
Big Brother, please wait for me!
Xiao Tian, get on!
Quick!
Giddy up! Giddy up!
Thief Hong, you stop right there!
Giddyup! Giddyup! Stop right there!
Giddy up! Stop, Thief Hong!
Stop!
Where did those two weird men go?
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Ke Shang.
Hey, Xiao Dong. There were two weirdos wearing ancient costumes running about on the streets.
What?
Thief Hong! Thief Hong! You stop right there!
What is this situation?
Stop!
There are two men in ancient costumes chasing after us on the road, right now!
What did you say? Chasing you?
Thief Hong! Stop right there!
Thief Hong! Get off!
I am telling you, I am not Hong Xi Dong!
You are Hong Xi Dong! Get off!
Ke Shang, see you at Seaside City.
- Thief Hong! You get off the carriage!- Faster! Faster!
Don't listen to them.
Get off!
Stop there, Thief Hong!
Stop right there!
Stop right there, Thief Hong! Cease!
Thief Hong! Stop!
Here!
They are catching up!
- Why have your martial art skills worsened so much? - I am not the so called Hong Xi Dong. If you don't believe me, ask Mo Han.
Back up.
She is your compatriot. Of course she will side with you.
I have known Xiao Dong Ge since I was a kid. He takes care of me and we also work together.
It is dangerous.
This young miss, what benefits did this Thief Hong give you? Please don't be fooled by bad people.
Where did he? I hate liars the most.
It's very dangerous. Please stay behind and don't move.
If not, you guys can ask Ke Shang.
I have worked with him as police officers for five years.
- Huh? - That's right. That means imperial guard.
That's right. It means imperial guard.
Don't come near. Don't come near.
- Imperial guard? - That's right.
Don't I look like one?
Quickly, speak the truth! Where exactly is this place?
This is Seaside City. Where are you from?
Time travel.
So you both are really from an ancient time?
How do I explain this to my higher-ups?
Not that higher-up. I meant my supervisor.
What is a supervisor?
It means the head of the guards.
The one who attacked us with lighting cannons yesterday is your head of guard?
Who asked you two to act so strangely yesterday?
So you both really know martial arts?
You, please, don't move.
Young Miss!
I am Mo Han. This is Xian Ting Jie.
He is Xiao Dong Ge. And this is... Not important.
Stop conversing with strangers, okay?
Big Brother, this group of people must be trying to con us. Allow me.
Con-men, I am asking you, in this world, how can there be two exact replicas, huh?
A sign from the Dragon Jade Pendant is never wrong.
Master gave this Dragon Jade to me for locating the Night Pearl.
As long as this jade pendant comes near the Luminous Night Pearl, it will glow. What other excuse do you have?
Listening to them talk, it is just like in those ancient dramas.
But how did you know how to ride the motorbike?
Small matter.
What small matter? Do you have driver's license?
Driver's license?
Don't need a driving license, it will still move. Let me tell you my lightning fast horse is—
Driving without a license!
What?
- Driving without a license? - Hong Xi Dong!
Hand over the Luminous Night Pearl right now, and I will spare your lives.
I have not seen the so-called Luminous Pearl,
but your jade pendant is just like a GPS.
Hong Xiao Dong, to prove your innocence, why don't you try it?
Wh—
You two, I am really not Hong Xi Dong! That is point number one. Point number two—do you know how you got here?
Don't know how? And don't know what is happening? Well, let me tell you the main point.
I have a very important task. That is why I came here.
Let me finish my task and I will help you find Hong Xi Dong, alright?
That is great! I tell you, I am really such a nice person.
I will not run away, because my career, my family and my love are all right here.
So I will definitely help you both find Hong Xi Dong, okay? Okay! Ke Shang!
Accompany these two brethren to have something good to eat and help them pass the time. Let me take my leave.
Director Yang and his mistress. Quick. We are running out of time!
Relax! He will definitely return.
I, Guard Zhu Ke Shang, my word is my bond.
Little constable, I am still unclear why the jade pendant will glow when near you.
My two lords, I will treat you to hamburgers, okay?
- Hamburgers? - Ham-bur-gers?
Are you sure Director Yang and his mistress will be here?
That's what my client said.
Hello? WHAT?
You're saying that Director Yang knew a reporter would come?
What are you talking about? I'll continue to follow him, and talk to you later.
What happened?
How did Director Yang know that a reporter would come? Must be you!
Why must it be me?
From the day you arrived, lots of unfortunate things happened. Even some guests came. You must be bad luck!
- Bad Luck? Then you're— - Xiao Dong Ge, Xian Ting Jie, please stop quarreling!
Director Yang has not made an appearance yet. Shouldn't we continue to chase?
Ok, let's go. We still haven't solved Big Brother Peng's and Big Brother Xu's matter.
Let's go.
You go ahead.
You are deranged!
You must be sick.
Is it tasty?
Big Brother, it's really tasty. Try it.
Ancient costumes! Someone must be filming.
You two, please leave quickly. Leave quickly.
- What are you doing? - Secret weapon!
That's not some secret weapon. That's a cell phone.
Cell phone?
Don't know what is a cell phone? Here...
This thing can let you talk to another from a great distance.
You have a look. Have a look.
What do you think?This must be something you ancient people could not even imagine, right?
There was a secret internal strength of acoustics in the Southern Song Dynasty.
The speaker uses strong internal force to let another hear it.
Other people can't hear!
This mysterious thing is so strange.
Don't need to have any martial art skill and yet still able to convey voices from a distance?
Right.
Don't need to have any martial art skill and yet able to ride the steel monster,
and even know how to convey voices from a distance.
Actually this thing does not work continuously.
It needs to be recharged.
- Recharged? - Recharged?
This thing will run out of power, so it needs to be recharged.
What happens if it doesn't recharge?
Big Brother, if it is not recharged, it is not usable.
This is inferior to our convey-voices-from-a-distance martial art skill.
What inferior?
Let me tell you, this phone, when I call out,
my support will be here, look!
Just wait.
- Hai Ping City Police Station. How are you? - Hello?
How dare you to notify reinforcement! Watch my blade!
My cell phone! You, wh—
I have been scrimping in order to buy this. You compensate me!
No way! Because you notified reinforcement, your whole family should be killed!
What are you talking about? Pay me for a new phone!
Me, pay? Me, pay? Me, pay? I-I-I...
Xiao Tian!
- How many liangs (ancient currency) does it cost? - I spent over $20 thousand NTD (New Taiwan Dollars) to buy it. - What?
Over $20k liangs?
My lifetime salary is not even $20k liangs . You, you..
I-I-I will kill you!
- They seem like...- What?
They seem like what?
In this painting, according to the historian we've been working with,
it shows two highly-skilled imperial guards.
That's right!
They said they are Palace Guards,
and their dress as the same as the Station director's picture.
If Your "Chase, Chase, Chase"
show's rating goes up, you can do whatever you want.
Really?
It's true.
It's him!
Calm down!
- You're... - Hong Xi Dong.
Don't be rash.
You two freaks, do you even have identification?
Don't use your blade! I should take you two to Police Headquarters and teach you a lesson.
Police Headquarters?
The same as Yamen in your ancient time.
Do you belong to Yamen?
How dare are you!
In front of you is Ming Dynasty Palace Guard Leader Peng Ce!
- Palace Guard Leader, formidable? - Of course!
You can say super formidable.
Super?
It's more than fomidable or very fomidable.
Brothers, if you are here in the twenty-first century, in our Seaside City,
then you should follow our rules. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
What kind of rules?
Yeah.
Brothers!
Heroes. Am I right?
I (formally) have a request, may I ask?
Can I?
Is it okay? Can I ask?
Why is someone calling at this time?
TV Station Director
Witch! How dare you use the "secret internal strength of acoustics" force!
Xian Er, it's dangerous, look out.
Brother Xiao Dong Ge!
That strange guy earlier, looks familiar.
Super familiar.
Look at his agile body movement. If he wasn't Hong Xi Dong, who else could it be?
Hong Xi Dong?
Let me go! What are you doing? Let me go!
Let go!
Xian Er, be careful. There are lots of beasts here, making strange roars. Don't be afraid. I'm here.
Beast? You mean that one?
Wait until I figure out the weakness of the beast, then I'll take you somewhere safe.
Come on!
- Don't worry!- Why are you standing in the middle of the road?
Go!
Run slower!
- Xian Er, are you ok? - Are you crazy?
Why are you imitating the speech of those two imperial guards?
Xian Er, your clothing today is different from your usual.
You normally wear shan sa (historical clothing), the type that will flutter when the wind blows.
Do you have holes inside your brain? Who is Xian Er?
You are Xian Er. After our wedding, I started calling you Xian Er.
Wedding?
Xian Er...
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Xian Er, it's painful! Who slapped me? Who?
You? Ouch!
Where's Mo Han? Ke Shang? Those two guards?
Ask yourself, you... Lecher!
I'm a lecher? You are a shrew, you!
You are the one who pulled me over here. Are you denying your fault?
W-w-wait!
Wait a minute right here is lacking blood. I remember just now...
I was at the Seaside City Garden. Upon waking, I am here instead!
You must have drugged me!
You must have some dark sexual intentions for me!
Are you suffering from split personality?
You're the one with split personality!
Have you forgotten? Just now, you were just like—in a trance, and—
And what?
Let me go!
Xian Er... After our wedding, I started calling you Xian Er... That...
Don't you remember?
After you drugged me, what have you done to me? Speak!
I have yet to blame you for hugging me.You-you... You were saying some very weird things!
You, you, you... You tell me truthfully. What did I say to you just now? Speak!
You were acting like you're completely in love with me and even confessed your love to me.
I am completely in love with you? Not possible, Ms. Bad Luck! You are too full of yourself, aren't you?
You are—a rogue!
What's wrong with you now?
Ow, Oww... Why are my legs so sore?
You just carried me and ran a few li (miles).
How could that be possible, I like weight-lifting a lot,
but I hate running! Who are you trying con?
You really don't remember?
Do you intermittently have amnesia or did you forget to take your medication?
I already gave up treatment! There's no time talking to you.
Every time I run into you, I'm met with bad luck. I am leaving.
Wei!
Unbelievable! It's out of battery power at this moment?
Hey You, don't walk the same path as me. Every time I'm with you, I run into bad luck.
This path was not paved by your family (sarcasm), so why can't I walk on it?
You can't say it like that. There is more than one path here. Lots of paths.
My home is right in front. If I don't use this path, which path should I use?
Really! Does your mother know how cruel you are?
Oh, my god!
Don't move! I'm telling you. I am Seaside City's number one shooter.
Kill, kill, kill!
I think you have something to do with Hong.
Quickly confess. Where did he run off to?
Where did Xiao Dong Ge run off to?
Ke Shang Ge, don't you have a gun? How could you lose to them?
You just saw. Even with a gun I could not win over them.
No whisperings!
You two are also guards.
- I am also a—- Don't move! Don't move, don't move, don't move!
I can help you two take me inside.
You work for the government, but you conspire with the bad person.
Need nine familial exterminations (historical punishment)!
Nine familial exterminations!
You two heroes...
I am trying to say, my boss is really a good person.
Why are you both acting like you have some big grudge with him?
I say, Young Miss, you are innocent and kind.
Please don't let Thief Hong con you.
Originally I was respecting you who are so highly skilled in martial arts,
but now you are just bullying a weak man! Am I right?
What this Young Miss just said is very reasonable. This man is indeed very weak.
But, we still have a mission to accomplish. Why don't you leave first?
Quickly leave, quickly leave.
OK. Ke Shang Ge, these two heroes are very kind. You will be fine. I'll leave first!
Mo Han?
Don't move!
You! Hurry up tell me where is Thief Hong?
If not, every two hours, I will cut a piece of your flesh,
until you tell us everything.
I really don't know.
Speak!
Big Brother! Withdraw your sword.
Let me cut a piece right now. Still not talking?
The fact is like this...
I will bring you both to see Xiao Dong Ge.
You will bring us?
But— There is one condition.
What condition?
Wha.., sha...
Big Brother, what type of Kung Fu is this?
Six Fingers Sword?
Pin-ky pro-mise.
Pinky promise?
Don't follow me!
Hey, Big Brother!
You, you, you, you, you!
You were late in the morning, now you got called, and you still try to waste time.
How can you say that, Bro? If you told me to do it, I would go into boiling water and walk on fire to do it.
That's enough. Mo Han called me and said that two Terracotta Warriors were already in my office.
I think if I don't go back, Ke Sheng might be killed.
Huh? Imperial guards wanting to... What are you saying? I don't understand.
So? Are you jealous?
If you beg me, I will let you ride in the car.
Not interested. I can walk there by myself.
Wow, really? I think if you want to hitch a ride in this area, you wouldn't be able to.
Driving from here to the city takes almost an hour.
Since you are so fit, you should get there pretty fast.
Big Brother, are we really leaving just like this?
Start the car.
Hey, Dong Ge, that was the Miss Chase-Chase-Chase reporter.
She is so pretty. Why aren't you giving her a ride?
She is very fierce, okay?
So, are we going to give her a ride or not?
Get on board.
Why? I don't have the 'right.'
I'll give you a free ride, only because there is a fan of yours in this car.
Get in the car.
Hi, Miss Zhang, I especially love the news you report.
Just now, I really wanted to give you a ride. I am not such a cold-hearted man.
I know it was not you who was cold-hearted. It was your big brother.
Aiya, I knew that my big brother would give you a ride in the end.
Actually, my big brother has a tendency since young that whenever he sees any stray cats or dogs on the streets,
he will not leave them there.
And then he will pretend to be annoyed to send them away.
But those small animals would naturally stay and not leave.
Wei! Stop talking nonsense, alright?
Right, I do have such a bad habit.
That's why you and Mo Han kept staying—can't even force you to stay away.
Hmm! Is there any as cute as me? Meow! Woof! Woof!
Meow? Woof! Woof! Wei!
- Just start the car. - Ok.
Do you still remember?
I, Peng Ze...
Xu Xiao Tian...
- Rationality. - Peace.
- Communication. - And not wield our swords as and when we like.
Well done!
Remember that well. Keep your promise.
Hey!
Let me tell you, if Mo Han hadn't spoken up for you,
I would have put you two together...
Let's go.
It won't eat you, get in!
I think...
Brother, it's not safe for us to hide inside of this monster.
I think this is their mount.
Brother Peng, you are so smart. Get in the car.
Be careful of your head.
Brother Xu, let's go over there.
Hey, drive the car.
Brother Xu.
Brother Xu, please.
Be careful, be careful. Lower your head. Be careful.
It's okay, it's okay.
Be careful of your head.
Come, let me help you. Are you okay?
- Closing the door. - I'm fine.
It's so cooling.
That's the air conditioner.
Air conditioner?
What is this?
This is a television, but we cannot watch now.
Television?
Brother, this Seaside City is very novel.
These things are just passing by as clouds, nothing exciting.
Our important mission is to catch Hong.
You are right! Catch Hong.
Is Hong Xi Dong the bad guy?
Of course!
Extraordinarily bad!
He stole the Emperor's jewel, the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl!
So, he stole something?
Of course, otherwise why would my brother and I from the Ming dynasty
follow him here, without knowing it.
Let me tell you, your Xiao Dong Ge,
if he gets killed, everybody will get implicated.
My Xiao Dong Ge is not the Hong Xi Dong that you are talking about.
Hey, Miss. You are kind-hearted,
but Hong has committed an unforgivable crime, so we must catch him.
I have known Xiao Dong for a long time and he is not a traitor.
Mo Han, you don't need to talk to these two any more.
They are talking about a Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl, traitor nonsense!
This two must have watched too many historical dramas. Something is wrong with them.
What does the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl look like?
It...
That's a light. It's okay.
How does the Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl look?
Nine Turns Luminous Night Pearl has peculiar light in the night time.
It has telepathy with my brother's Dragon Jade.
- Brother, show them your jade. - Stop.
Can't show you.
Why are you still not going home? How long are you going to follow me around?
Zuo You Shou told me to call.
You have said you can't refuse money and pretty girls.
When did I say that?
Miss Xian Ting, come on in.
Make yourself at home, please.
How dare you?
Go ahead.
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Hey, how was it? Delicious?
Come on, Miss Xian Ting.
Let me introduce for you, this is our work place. My desk is over there. Help yourself.
And over here— Whoa!
Don't forget what we were talking about.
Peace. Rationality.
- No blade. - Yes.
That's right! Look, why are you not eating the pudding?
Bro, these are the two who I met before.
Hey. Where's Ke Shang?
Did he get killed?
I already told them that they can't just fight or kill anybody.
Ke Shang already returned to the Police Department, and they want to talk to you.
That's fine. How do we talk?
Xian Ting Jie, why did you run off with Xiao Dong Ge?
Ask him, he dragged me away.
If you say there is nothing , why do you bring these two in my office?
Brother, they are the two mad men I met yesterday.
The even wielded their swords.
You are crazy.
Hey, you are an extreme mad man.
Hey, why are you scolding me?
I can kill besides scolding.
I want to show you something.
Thing?
What is it?
- Monster! - What is it?
This is a television.
Television?
Why are there so many demons?
This is not a demon. Look, nothing happens when I touch it.
It's not a demon.
Why put these people in the box? Is it not crowded?
What did you turn on the TV for?
Hey, Brother! I suddenly remembered something.
I have a small case I need to work on.
Take your time. I've got to go. Bye!
What case? He just wanted to run away.
Okay, let's talk about it.
Then we just stay here, staring at each other.
Mo Han, switch on the lights.
Two brothers...
Wow!
Wow, what's wrong?
- What's that? - That's light. It was the candle back in your time.
It is just that this is much more convenient for us. Look.
This will do.
Miss Mo Han, there are so many traps in Hong's house.
Were you also captured by him?
"Love Influenza," - by Kristen Ren
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait, I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you Loving you ♫
♫ Every one of your glances makes me feel nervous. ♫
♫ Yet I still pretend to smile, mess around and chat with friends ♫
♫ I’m afraid other people will notice, Oh, I like you ♫
♫ You make me so crazy I lose sleep every day ♫
♫ I really want to hear you say sweet words as I fall asleep ♫
♫ Aiyo, I’ve been infected with the Love Influenza ♫
♫ Love Influenza ♫
♫ I just love like this, doing everything to love ♫
♫ Please don’t be shy or walk away ♫
♫ I really can’t wait, I want to hold your hand, hurry ♫
♫ I’m not waiting any more, I don’t need to tolerate this ♫
♫ I’ll just muster up my courage to confess ♫
♫ I can’t wait for you to be prepared to tell you Loving you ♫