A pure and romantic love scene from the beginning~
You might think, but that's not the case.
This is the result of a certain incident~
Anyhow, it all started with~
Let me go back in time to explain.
Yamada!
/ Staff room / Yamada!
You are the first student here to fail all subjects!
I just don't feel motivated~
Then I hope you find that motivation fast.
You know, like the gifted deer that hides its talons. [ NB. Idiom = keep your talents in reserve ]
That idiom is about a hawk.
You are more stupid than deers, hawks and the likes. Stupid!
You risk not advancing into second year.
In this school, those who cannot advance are expelled at once.
Next one to read is Yamada.
- Yamada?! - As if!
Zatto busu... [ That ugly duckling ]
Basu! [Bus]
Basu uiru take... [Bus will bamboo]
Teiku!! That's enough! [ Take ]
Shiraishi, continue.
That bus will take you to the airport in thirty minutes.
Whoa~
Three years have passed since my brother went to Brazil.
Whoa~
Wah, how boring.
Expecting a glamorous, cartoon-like school life,
I have already spent more than a year at this snobby prep school.
But I just cannot grow to like it,
...every day has been a pain in the neck.
Ah!
Eh?
Until this moment.
Aah!
- Yamada and the seven witches -
Oh you're awake. How are you feeling?
A'rite.
Yeah?
- You see, Yamada has already went back to class but I think you should....
- Ah, I'm sorry, - You see, Yamada has already went back to class but I think you should....
...I need to take a piss.
A piss?
<-- Ladies / Gents -->
Huh?
What?
What is this?
Eh?
EH?!
It's really me!
Which means~
Pigeon-toes~
His little finger is up~
The stupid Yamada~ he has solved that mathematical equation~
Correct.
EH?!
What the hell are you doing?
Come with me!
We're in class!
So what? Just come.
Ah, wait~
Now,
...what shall we do?
You mean?
I mean,
We were swapped right?
Looks like it.
Looks like it?
Do you understand the situation?
Mostly.
Ah, what shall we do?
How can we swap back?
I know the answer to that.
Huh? How then?
What, tell me!
We became like this after falling down the stairs,
...so we can just do the same thing once again, no?
Ah, I see.
Come on, let's fall down the stairs now.
No.
Why?
I don't want to faint and miss class again.
Just be patient until school is over.
This is all your fault anyways.
I'll have you deal with such a condition.
'the hell I can do with such a body?!
Oh?
Let's enjoy a bit of female body~
Is that peeping?
No, it's self-sufficiency.
Whoa, it's real 3D!!
Ah, this is cool!
What's that?
It comes out every ten days, no?
What the hell are you doing?
Ah, I let my guard down and gave a chance.
Oh, Shiraishi, good timing.
I need some help.
Huh?
Why do I have to do this~
Great help!
I want to make it for the autumn exhibition.
Your shoulder line from your neck bears a close resemblance to Modigliani's painted female image.
Transience is in the air~
Is this angle better?
Push your chest out~
Gross...
Don't move whilst adjusting your pose.
What the~
A fine for sexual harassment!
I can still feel it ~
Can't play the innocent~
Shiraishi, I finally found you!
Not very nice of you to leave us behind!
Ah, Sasaki?
Let's have lunch together!
Mhm.
Thanks for the food!
Well then!
Ew~
/ Die! Die! Go home! UR a pain ~ /
/ Trash. Die!! Disappear!! /
What?
I see how it is~
Huh, girls can be dreadful.
They pretend to be bosom buddies, but deep down it's just all messed up.
You should have told me in advance that you are bullied.
I'm exhausted.
Hey, where are you going?
Staircase.
Let's swap back now.
I have caused you trouble.
I'm sorry.
It's nothing you need to apologise for.
You have done nothing wrong.
I thought you were just a dull honours student,
...but I realised after we swapped,
...that things are rather rough for you.
Alright!
We'll swap back after school.
I'll go and make sure that Sasaki won't mess with you ever again.
No need! This is between girls.
But~
Boys shouldn't butt into it!
So you are fine being messed with?
I am. It's easier to concentrate on studying when you're alone.
What did you say to Yamada on the roof?
You're pretty wicked to be begging in tears to a boy.
But I think you should stop making Yamada you ally.
Nobody will believe what that retarded failure says.
Besides, no matter how retarded he is,
...it's easy to guess what would happen if he tried to touch a girl like me.
Let's go.
I didn't beg him you know.
Huh?
I can settle this on my own.
What now~
Don't do this!
Aah!
I never intended to hit her you know,
...but because you cut in~
You hit me real hard!
I can't stop so suddenly!
I told you not to! How stupid can you be?
Shut up! I don't consent to being messed with!
Huh?
Ah!
With this we can finally swap back.
I guess.
But still, this was the worst day.
Same here.
What?
But I'm relieved.
Huh?
I thought "serves you right" when I saw Sasaki leg it.
Thanks.
Eh,
No problem.
OK!
Here we go!
Yeah.
Aa!
With this, us smoothly swapping back was~
No good!
Didn't you fall off the wrong way?
And you, weren't your thoughts idle?
Never mind. Let's try again.
Yeah. Here we go!
Smoothly swapping back was~
Ah, hurts~
No good...once again!
Yeah. Go!
Swapping back~
Didn't happen.
Ah, what to do?
Maybe we are stuck like this forever.
There's something we haven't tried yet.
Yes? What's that? Huh?
We did kiss when we fell of the stairs right?
Huh?
Why would I?
You fell on me!
Eh?
Let's try and kiss.
Eh?
Trying to fall off the stairs like this is a waste of time.
Ah~
Hey wait a minute!
Hey~
Ooh!
Comeback! My body!
See? It's all back.
Well then, I have to study.
How come she is so fine about kissing me?
I like you~
Isn't that enough to kiss you?
Madly in love, huh~
Alright.
Allright~
Stupid people have pointless amount of energy~
What are you looking at Miyamura?
Ah, Yamada Ryuu from 2-B.
He's been a folly since he started school.
Ah, he is a real problem.
If we produce a drop-out, the prestigious Suzaku High's reputation will get hurt.
Oh right, how is Shiraishi Urara's case progressing?
Sorry, still not~
Is that good enough from the next student council president wannabe?
You have less then 3 months till I retire, but you sure are easygoing.
Um, president~
How about me then?
Yeah?
That's what Odagiri says, what now Miyamura?
Can or cannot do?
Can do. At once.
Counting on you.
Sorry, it's like that.
/ The following people are to take a supplementary exam for the midterm. /
/ Year 2, class B Yamada Ryuu /
/ Furthermore, a score below 80 will result in expulsion from this school. /
Crap!
Because of that, I'm asking you~
I totally forgot that it's today.
This is bad.
Please swap places with me and take my supplementary exam!
Fine.
Really?
I owe you one for the Sasaki case anyways.
Thanks.
Will you go to class for me in return?
Of course I will.
In class she meant P.E.?
Did you bring sunscreen?
No?
You'll get burnt.
Huh?
What kind of changing technique is this? Can't see a thing!
Shiraishi, you better change somewhere far from the window.
Huh? Why?
Do you not know?
It's peeping photos.
They are aimed from the window.
Even telling the teachers only ended with a warning.
Shiraishi, many boys are aiming at you so you better be careful.
Whoa, she is popular~
The culprit must be that Yamada~
Huh?
Probably~
He always skips P.E. after all.
Huh?
What the heck? Why would I?
Eh?
Ah, nothing.
I think Yamada wouldn't do such a thing.
I wonder~ He looks like trouble!
They say he was seen take one and run away, how horrible!
Bastard.
What's that?
You've asked for this!
Hey, hey, hey ~
OMG! It's Shiraishi Urara!!
This will sell for good money!
Luckily she showed her face!
Show me too!
Show me!
Why are you here?
Are you the peeping toms?
No, we aren't!
Ah, it's Yamada!
I saw him running away from the girl's changing rooms earlier.
Yeah, right!
That shouldn't be the case.
You see he's,
...taking an exam there now!
Well then, let's delete this.
Hey!
Oh!
Thanks for showing your underwear!
Shall we put this tomboy's underwear picture online?
Have a look. Oh! Awesome!
Brats~
You really pissed me off now.
Could I do a high kick if I were scared of showing them?
Oh!
Ah, for Heaven's sake~
Shiraishi~!!
Shiraishi!
After that, the peeping toms~
...you caught them?
Huh?
We heard!
You got rid of three of them!
How cool~
Thank you!
Are you learning martial arts?
You are neither stupid nor a deer Yamada,
...but a hawk after all!
Should we say the entire world has changed?
Huh?
Your expulsion was dismissed.
And I'm no longer bullied.
Ah.
Looks like we can benefit each other by swapping places.
I see~
Then,
...how about trying to swap for today too?
People can see us. In the back.
Ah~
Yeah.
Shiraishi and Yamada, hm?
Hey, Yamada!
Yeah?
Aah~
Crap~
I knew you were Yamada!
No way!
Look, Urara, Utada, Umada, Yamada all sound the same ~
So similar~
Hey! What are you doing!?
Ah, done it again!
Hey! Wrong tone...
I'm sorry, are you alright?
That turning kick can only be Yamada!!
Hey! Why would I~
There's no way that would be~
Then tell me who discovered America in the 15th century?
Huh?
This should be easy if you were the top of the year.
So, try and answer.
Um~
Gandhi!
Wrong.
The capital of Argentina?
Eh, um~
Maradona!
Wrong!
You are not Shiraishi.
But Yamada.
Crap~
What? You swap places after kissing?
Yeah, after an accidental kiss with Shiraishi we realised we swapped bodies!
Ah, a kiss. A kiss?
What a shockingly simple way!
Ah~
Hey you!
You must keep this a secret!
Secret or whatever, no way I'd say something that makes people think I'm potty!
Also,
...definitely do not tell Shiraishi that you know about this.
I promised her!
Alright, alright!
In return, I want you to help me with Shiraishi.
Fine, how?
This is the career survey we had to submit once we started our second year.
Oh~ she doesn't wish to carry on to university?
/ 2-B Shiraishi Urara - Proceeding to University? - No / Oh~ she doesn't wish to carry on to university?
This is the main problem for the student council.
Why?
The top of the year student could get accepted anywhere,
...so not wanting to proceed is pretty wasteful.
Huh? So what?
Maybe it's for family reasons.
No, her guardian is wishing for her higher education.
So it's her own intention.
But she is studying even during breaks!
I tried to persuade her before, but she isn't up for a talk.
This is where you step in.
Huh?
I want you to look for the reason behind her choice.
Huh? How?
Like this.
Hey, what are you doing?
Let me check her body.
What?
Hey!
Perhaps there is a connection between an incurable illness and beautiful girls.
HUH?!
Oh, this swapping by kissing could be one of the symptoms.
So maybe that's the reason why she gave up on higher education.
Stop it!
Don't move.
You said you would cooperate.
Hm, this is bad, so bad!
Yamada, aren't you cute~
I'm not even the person herself!
Oh!
We're so sorry.
I had a bad feeling.
Looks like Miyamura found out about us.
I'm sorry.
You were close to looking at my body too.
I'm sorry.
I thought it would end up like this sooner or later.
You're pretty stupid after all.
And you? Not wanting to go to university despite being top of the year?
Hey!
Huh?
Miyamura told me and we were just trying to find the reason behind it.
At least you should clarify that much.
I hated school back then so I chose not to.
Having to face bullying, there is not much point in going to school if it's just for the sake of studying.
But I thought like that at the time of the survey.
I want to go to university now.
Huh?
Why?
Ooh~
Well, I don't hate school anymore.
I saw the moment of swapping!
Bye.
Wait!
Do you not want to know the reason behind swapping places?
What are you doing bringing us here?
/ Out of Use / What are you doing bringing us here?
/ Paranormal Phenomenon Research Club /
Ta-da! I want you two to enter this club. / Paranormal Phenomenon Research Club /
Ta-da! I want you two to enter this club.
Paranormal phenomenon research club?
Yeah. As only members can use the club facility.
I've got the permission of the council's chairman.
What the heck is this paranormal phenomenon club?
Researching phenomenons that cannot be explained by science.
Like UFOs.
And ghost photography.
Or extra-sensory perception.
It was on the verge of being abolished, but I joined it to prevent that.
So you are into this~
Well, in here,
...we can research the mystery behind your swaps,
...as you can kiss anytime without being seen!
Like it?
Two birds with one stone right?
Not bad is it?
Ooh!! And you, Yamada?
Ah~
Yeah!
It's decided! I want an experiment at once!
Did they two of you kissed anyone else before?
What the hell are you asking that for?
Shiraishi?
I didn't.
So Yamada was your first.
How about you?
Shiraishi was my first.
It was the first for both of you. Then it's possible.
What?
I want to try if you can swap places with other people.
For that reason, give me a kiss Shiraishi.
Huh?
Don't want to.
Naturally!
How could she, there is no guarantee that it'll work.
Yamada will do then.
Eh?
No way, no way!
We're both men!
Don't be afraid!
Such a mood doesn't help, stop it!
I've brushed my teeth!
Like I care! Stop it!
Get ready~
What are you doing?
Nice one!
I'm Yamada now!
Ew! Yuck.
Ah, this is Miyamura.
So this is the year retard's body.
Feels light!
That's awesome! You can swap with anyone just by kissing?
Like I know!
Yamada, give me another kiss!
To see if we swap back!
Huh?
Ooh!
We swapped back!
Yamada, another kiss!
No way! It's gross!
Not at all!
Your lips are shockingly soft and pink, so cute!
He's woken up~
Don't scare me!
Come on, once more.
Right?
Come, come here!
What are you doing?! Hey~
Stop it~
My treasures!!
This is all because you were chasing me!
You shouldn't have run around scared.
Come on, let's stand it up.
There's another one.
Ah~
Hey, these.
Be careful with them, not so rough!
What could this be?
Huh?
This~
Legend about witches?
Volume 1?
There are seven witches at Suzaku High.
Each of them has a special ability.
Based on research, the following abilities can be thought of.
If these seven abilities are gathered, an immense~
Ah, the crucial part is torn out~
"Immense~" Ah, I want to know!
"Swapping places"?
Both Shiraishi and I can swap places, does that mean Yamada's a witch?
If it's a witch it must be a woman, no?
So it's Shiraishi?
Wait.
Witches are not real to begin with.
But the swapping is real.
Leaving aside which of you is a witch,
...the seven abilities must mean that there are other witches somewhere in this school right?
What other abilities are there?
The paper is torn out isn't it?
All we know now is the "swapping places" and the second,
By the way, how do you read this character?
"The power of captivation"
Truth is I have liked you for a while~
Huh?
What?
We didn't swap?!
The power of captivation?
I'm Ito Miyabi, new member of the paranormal phenomenon research club.
I'll do anything to make you president.
Why can't he grow to like me?