MY ONLY LOVE SONG
EPISODE 9 RECALCULATING
Boong Boong.
It's the van used by the art team that specializes in period dramas.
-Goodness, it's so pretty. -It's so cute.
-What is this? -We just got a new car.
-Goodness. -It's so cute.
-It's so pretty. -Can I touch it?
-I'm going to take a picture too. -It's so pretty.
At one point in time, he was also family.
But now,
SIX YEARS LATER
no one cares about him.
Rain or shine...
It's so cold.
Damn, why isn't it working?
What a piece of trash.
-I'll just... -Hey.
-Let me go. Hey. -Talk it out.
For 365 days a year, it went across the country
and was always on standby 24 hours a day.
He has never failed to give good services.
I'm coming back to Seoul tomorrow.
Our team is getting a new car.
The one we have now? It will be scrapped of course.
-Scrapped? -It will get scrapped.
Scrapped?
What do you mean scrapped?
How can you say that?
Su-jeong, I'll take care of everything. I'll make sure the staff keep quiet.
Don't go home, or to the office, or anywhere they can find you.
Go somewhere far with Sam-yong where no one can find you.
You are all disgusting.
Sam-yong, you jerk. Why did you lock the door?
That's when he decided.
STORY OF PRINCESS PYEONG-GANG
Where should I go?
We will go somewhere no one knows about.
-What? -Your destination has been selected.
I will just go with it.
Move! Move out of my way!
Su-jeong!
That is
-where he was tied down. -Are they crazy?
-Hey! -He was stabbed.
Let's melt it nice and clean.
-Melt it? -What?
He was threatened.
You have a bird.
Also he became a bird.
-The legendary roc. -Roc.
You're my fate.
Boong Boong is a tough man.
My lady, aren't you tired?
Some people might have mistaken his identity.
I bet you are a very shy lady.
Where are you hiding? You're a joker.
You crazy GPS. Hurry up and turn on, or I will kill you.
-He has to suffer harassment. -My lady, just one more time.
-He... -Let's go together.
-What? -Me too.
Hey.
He knows when to move.
Your destination has been selected.
-Hey. -It's moving.
Princess Pyeong-gang.
Hey.
-Moo-myung, let's go. -No.
No, you can't.
Damn it!
Go in.
Get them!
-Get them! -Get them!
Gosh. What do I do?
Your destination has been selected.
-Not again. Hold tight. -Where is it now?
-No. -No.
-Hey. -What happened?
-What? -Where is it?
-You go that way, and you go this way. -Where?
Hurry!
-No! -No!
Now he has a family.
Boong Boong, you are useless!
Once I'm back,
I will scrap you right away!
You have deviated from the route.
-Why? -What?
You are a GPS after all, right? I guess you know everything!
What's wrong, my lady?
Your lady has a flat tire.
I, Sam-yong, choose to protect myself!
Moo-myung!
Sir!
Moo-myung.
Your Majesty, I'm sorry to tell you this, but Moo-myung
has disappeared with the princess.
"A bird with eyes like fire will come for the Princess."
Search every corner of the country for the princess.
Do it before the Ko family does!
You should just call a doctor. Why do you want me to do it?
Please just kill me.
No!
I cannot lose to Moo-myung.
It can't happen!
No one shall know about this.
They won't find out
except for you.
No, general.
Everyone knows.
There is something popular in Jangan Palace these days.
There is a group of people
who write down densely on seashells to circulate them.
What?
Could it...
Oh, yes.
Moo-myung!
How can he throw feces at this beautiful man?
Sew me up right now!
If you bite onto this, you will fall asleep.
I don't need it. I'm the oldest son of the Ko family.
I will bear the pain
one stitch after another!
I will start now.
General, I really don't think
I can do this.
My goodness.
General!
What do I do? General!
It must be really painful. You are handling it well.
Does it hurt that much?
Great.
Jackpot!
Did you find it?
Here.
Is there a medicine that could cure everything in here?
It is...
this!
-This? -No way.
How much does it cost?
It's probably 3,500 won, but it depends on the pharmacy.
It's 3,500 won?
It must be very expensive.
There you go again.
It's really cheap.
We need to disinfect first.
You can't.
I cannot believe that such a thing can heal someone.
I don't believe it.
Don't do it, Moo-myung.
Princess, just as you wish.
Man.
What if pus forms and it spreads all over his body?
I will not do as you say.
Then let's disinfect you.
No.
Why not?
How can a woman touch a man's body?
I will do it.
Are you not a woman, Princess Pyeong-gang?
Well, I am...
Moo-myung and I are like a brother and a sister.
-I'm not a stranger. -But aren't you still a woman?
Yes, I am a woman...
I mean...
That's not what I meant.
I'm like his little sister. It's something like that.
Then I will do it since I am a man.
Do I pour that and then apply this on?
Stay still.
Does it hurt?
It hurts me too.
Well, that's from Damo.
What?
Goodness.
Right, if you pour too much...
Oh, Princess.
That was fast.
That is as precious as gold.
Hey, this is mine.
What?
I was just going to look at it.
Are you all right?
Goodness.
-What are you doing? -What?
Nothing.
-I'm hungry. -Hungry?
I'm going to starve at this rate.
Don't you have anything?
Su-jeong...
Damn it.
What is going on?
Damn it.
Gosh.
Sam-yong Byun! You asshole! Did you lock us out again?
It wasn't me. I don't have the key.
Are you saying it locked on its own?
Your destination is being selected.
Please hold tightly.
Your destination has been selected.
No way.
What?
Boong Boong, you bastard!
What is your trick this time?
Damn it.
What are you doing to my lady?
Your lady? You son of a bitch! How dare you bully me?
I am Su-jeong Song, Korea's top star!
Damn it.
I'm so hungry.
Korea's top star, Su-jeong Song.
You have class.
How can you think of eating something off the ground?
Goodness!
This is so good.
Mount Daeseong?
That's right.
The mountain was covered in a thick fog,
then there was a loud roar.
I'm sure they landed there.
So they are at Mount Daeseong?
General.
The princess is pretty much dead.
My goodness.
Why are you giving me such a hard time?
Here. All right.
Okay.
Goodness.
Okay, go.
Don't move, okay?
I will do it for you.
Don't do it again next time, okay?
There you go.
You don't know Su-jeong yet.
She will turn into a hulk if you keep this up.
She might want to rip you apart.
So you should open up.
Open sesame, Boong Boong!
Hey.
Gosh.
Since the situation came to this,
you will have to sleep without a roof tonight.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
I'm happy.
I always wanted to do something like this.
It's all thanks to you.
I will never forget you for keeping your promise.
Right.
Now tell me your wish.
I will tell you
next time.
Next time?
I will search around here for food with Nan-nyeon.
I will come too.
You must protect Moo-myung.
Protect Moo-myung?
He has always been the one protecting me,
but now I get to protect him.
How did such a day come?
Thank you.
This is also because of you.
You are a wonderful person, Princess Pyeong-gang.
I have never seen someone in such a high status
thank someone so humbly.
You are a nice person.
Thank you.
You should hurry back.
Nan-nyeon!
Let's go!
Nan-nyeon?
Is she gone?
That Nan-nyeon!
Is she making trouble again?
-Nan-nyeon! -Su-jeong!
Well, what kind of asshole is talking behind my back?
Huh?
What is that?
ALL THOSE THAT ENTER WILL DIE.
Goodness.
When will these people learn Korean?
Should I spread it instead of King Sejong the Great?
My...
Well, that word means entrance.
Could it be a village entrance?
ALL THOSE THAT ENTER WILL DIE.
-Su-jeong! -Nan-nyeon!
Su-jeong!
Nan-nyeon.
Is it this way?
He is really like a dog.
He is a dog.
You have a special talent.
That way?
I give you two thumbs up.
Two thumbs up?
Does that mean good?
Is that so?
Moo-myung, you're always two thumbs up.
Are you all right?
Patience.
Don't be.
You can't be patient with pain.
-That's not it. -Let me see.
I'm so tired.
I'm tired.
How much longer do I have to go up?
What?
Sweet.
This is awesome.
Chicken?
Chicken, what kind of chicken? The chubby Korean chicken
Who is the chubbiest?
Hey. Come here.
ALL THOSE THAT ENTER WILL DIE.
"All those that enter will die."
I think I read about this in my books.
Even 1,000 troops couldn't get rid of a group of bandits in Mount Daeseong.
I believe they put up a sign saying, "All those that enter will die."
Could this be...
It must be Mount Daeseong.
Nan-nyeon...
Are you saying Su-jeong was taken away by bandits?
She was either taken away, or she went in voluntarily.
We don't know which one.
What is going to happen to her?
Is she going to die?
Sam-yong.
Su-jeong isn't like that.
She is not someone that would die at a place like this.
No, she is not someone that would die in a stranger's hands.
Nan-nyeon.
You will die in my hands!
Nan-nyeon!
Where are you?
Hey, Nan-nyeon!
Damn it, why did she enter this place?
Nan-nyeon.
Excuse me.
Someone is here.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, sir.
No!
If you don't put that down, I will slash your throat.
It's the law of the protagonist.
When the protagonist is in trouble,
a hidden master appears.
Excuse me.
Are you...
Hey.
Put the knife down.
You scared the baby.
Mom!
What is that?
I was so scared.
What is this?
What? She is as pretty as a Korean girl group.
Are you here to find my friend?
Your friend?
My friend came to me today.
Hello.
She is cute.
MY ONLY LOVE SONG